Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kool, Oct 28, 2013.
Its easier to list things Howard like:
Being a member of the Elders of Zion
Hard to believe a man with so much can be so fucking miserable.
Those 3 things are a little white trash.
Get off my lawn!
He's not miserable. It's all an act.
He doesn't like Vagina, sports and the guy not finishing in his mouth
Howard is afraid of life. His mother really did a number on him. He's afraid to leave his house, shake someone's hand, ride on a roller coaster, go on vacation, fly in a plane, eat a damn cheeseburger, drink a diet coke, have sex without a condom, or use a public restroom. I'm surprised he doesn't bring his own utensils and stemware to dinner. All that fear, and yet I have a sneaking suspicion he let Courtney Love give him a BJ. Allegedly. I mean, I may be wrong but didn't she admit to using needles in the past?
And he thinks when you go fishing and catch and release, the fish will all die from their mouth hole wound. Dummy. What asshole fed him that line of bullshit?
His live-in animoe expert probably dropped that pearl of wisdom.
Don't forget tailgaiting, beer and seeing "vag" in porn.
hard to believe that he's been going to therapy for over a decade....
Howard's afraid of being afraid
I hate Fireworks and Halloween
Why do you hate Halloween?
Everyone keeps mistaking her for a witch.
Mlaw probably gives out pretzels for Halloween.
Howard doesn't like Halloween, Amusement park rides or Fireworks...
....all things that children like
....is all I'm gonna say right now, Robin.....
That's the fucking worst! I once saw a guy who gave out Cookie Crisp. Loose Cookie Crisp cereal. His house was covered in eggs the next day.