Howard doesn't like Halloween, Amusement park rides or Fireworks...

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Its easier to list things Howard like:
    Gold
    Power
    Being a member of the Elders of Zion
    and
    black-beer can-thick-cock
     
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    Hard to believe a man with so much can be so fucking miserable.
     
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    Those 3 things are a little white trash.
     
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    Get off my lawn![​IMG]
     
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    He's not miserable. It's all an act.
     
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    He doesn't like Vagina, sports and the guy not finishing in his mouth
     
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    Howard is afraid of life. His mother really did a number on him. He's afraid to leave his house, shake someone's hand, ride on a roller coaster, go on vacation, fly in a plane, eat a damn cheeseburger, drink a diet coke, have sex without a condom, or use a public restroom. I'm surprised he doesn't bring his own utensils and stemware to dinner. All that fear, and yet I have a sneaking suspicion he let Courtney Love give him a BJ. Allegedly. I mean, I may be wrong but didn't she admit to using needles in the past?
     
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    And he thinks when you go fishing and catch and release, the fish will all die from their mouth hole wound. Dummy. What asshole fed him that line of bullshit?
     
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    His live-in animoe expert probably dropped that pearl of wisdom.
     
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    Don't forget tailgaiting, beer and seeing "vag" in porn.
     
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    hard to believe that he's been going to therapy for over a decade....
     
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    Howard's afraid of being afraid
     
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    I hate Fireworks and Halloween :dontknow:
     
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    Why do you hate Halloween?
     
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    Everyone keeps mistaking her for a witch.
     
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    Pow
     
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    Mlaw probably gives out pretzels for Halloween.
     
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    Howard doesn't like Halloween, Amusement park rides or Fireworks...

    ....all things that children like
    ....is all I'm gonna say right now, Robin.....:coffee:
     
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    That's the fucking worst! I once saw a guy who gave out Cookie Crisp. Loose Cookie Crisp cereal. His house was covered in eggs the next day.