Howard doing the intro for Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden?

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    I just heard Richard say that Howard is doing an intro for Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden soon. I know Billy's audience skews older these days, but is Howard a good fit for his concert. I assume Sirius asked Billy to do this since Billy just started his own Sirius channel today.

    Billy had Brian Johnson sing "Shook Me All Night Long" at his concert this past weekend. So he is going from AC/DC to Queen... or a Queen.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    :facepalm:

    Howard is the very definition of falling up
     
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    Howard will be talking to a larger audience at MSG than his radio show.
     
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    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    He can drone on about his kitty hotel and then bring on his "band" and ruin the whole evening for everyone.
     
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    Howard: They want me to open for Billy, Robin. Dons working it out to where its fair for both sides. All I asked Billy was for was 55 percent gross in ticket sales, that he perform for my band for two songs before his appearance and he introduce Beth and some kittens. And he bursted out laughing! He said I was nuts Robin...

    Robin: Reasonable negotiations equals you being nuts?! *awful vegan cackling*

    Howard: Exactly! And Im only offering to do it for, you know, support of a friend. But hes being unreasonable to not accept these terms....theyre pretty fair..

    Robin: YOU DO HIM A FAVOR and he calls you nuts....wow...

    Howard: Right

    Robin: So vicious....you arent even asking for much in return FOR a favor youre doing!

    Howard: Exactly!...Anyways Dons working something out with Billys people....Should we bring in the news team?
     
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    nice of billy to give howard some charity
     
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    I totally heard they in my head.
     
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    Howard will only do this if

    The show starts a 5pm, ends by 8pm
    The first 2 rows are empty, except for Howard and Beth so they can get the best seats without being stuck sitting with the common people
     
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    Me too. Fuck.
     
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    This is probably the show where Billy donates the proceeds to the cat hotel
     
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    What would he possibly do to introduce Billy? I could see him doing that hileraous dancing routine that he always does. Or maybe he will grill some member of the band about their boring sex life.
     
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    I wonder how much Howard was responsible for getting Billy the gig at Sirius? And if Howard is a true "partner" with Sirius, was this deal at Howard's request? And did Billy agree to hand over Howard enough money under the table (donations - wink) to get that North Shore Furball Spa built to shut Beth up about it once and for all? Maybe Sirius, through Billy, under the table to Howard, is paying for that nice new studio and shitten room in Florida too. Howard's creative "fuck you" to Sirius for the contract lawsuit loss?
     
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    "whats that old fag from dancing with the 'stars' doing here?"
     
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    How did Beth not worm her way into doing the intro?? :dontknow:

    Actually Beth and Katie Lee will be somewhere with their friends laughing at the old coots who made them rich. :snicker:
     
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    :rolleye: Uh,,,duh , of course it is !!
    I'll be there that night and it's great to know my ticket will be going to a good cause!!!

    peace & love
     
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    :whistle: "Hampton Jew - his wife's a modoe and her hands are huge - he is dreaming of beer can thick guys - "it's not his wig" just one of many lies":whistle:
     
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    They should play The Who's "Who Are You" as Wiggy is helped to the stage
     
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    He will ask all the members of the band how big their cocks are.
     
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    He's going to be lowered down on to the stage in his old Fartman costume.
    Then he's going to bore the audience for 10 minutes by telling them how he had to have the costume taken in so much because he is in such great shape now.
    Billy is going to fall asleep at his piano waiting for Howard to finish his monologue.
     
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    What a train wreck this will be...

    Or car crash, i guess. Billy Joel is involved, after all.