Howard dresses Gary for a photoshoot but has douches Ralph & Varvatos dress him...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Why don't you trust me when I tell you to do something Gary?
    I'm a professionoe. I know what I am doing!"


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    Howard has turned into such a fucking asshole. I hate him.
     
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    Ralph + Varvator = Howard's gay lovers payed by Indemand and AGT.
    Two man whores that are payed to suck and fuck Howard.

    Gary = not gay.
     
  3. harlock

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    I suppose a scarf over his teeth could work...:dontknow:
     
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    If DaVinci painted a picture of Gary, it'd be called the Mona Teetha
     
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    in addition to being a photog, the wig is now a fashion expert. "its slenderizing." :sgay:
     
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    Please tell me that's not a chop!
     
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    wat a poll smoker :jj:
     
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    Did Howard fluff the booey?
     
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    Once again, stomping and screaming like a whiny egomaniac.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    Not a chop. Thats the image on his wikipedia page.
     
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    Lest anyone believe Gary is clueless to Howard's motive,,,,he clearly is not comfortable helping Howard pimp Varvatos and in fact told Howard to not "buy" him a suit a while back.
     
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    Howard is quite the fauxtographer

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    Did Gary save a DNA sample to blackmail his Bawf....or did he swallow all the evidence?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    There was no reason other than it was Howard wanting to force his hobby of the week onto a staff member
    who didnt have the balls to say "No thanks Howard. Take your Nikon DS749837 or whatever and shove it up your ass. Not interested!"
     
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    45 mins damn thats some brave shit right there. You must have been pretty upset at yourself for the rest of the day
     
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    And he still looks like shit.

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    :lol:
     
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