Howard: Dustin Hoffman's daughter is a catch...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Cuz shes hot and Dustin Hoffman's daughter (I guess thats a reference that her daddy is rich)



    So using that logic, is it fair to say the same about young Ashley?
     
  2. Gregsbouch

    Gregsbouch Well-Known Member

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    Let someone else say that Howard's daughter is hot and a catch cause her daddy's rich.

    See what happens.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    "back up the Brink's truck"

    Cue Fred truck backing up sound effect
     
  4. Marathon Bagel

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    Kinda cute, but she needs to file down those beaver teeth in front.
     
  5. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    She has a bad tooth-to-gum ratio.
     
  6. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    she got Dustin's nose and lips, unless she's a 10 bent over I'll pass.
     
  7. Peau de Soie

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    A little Leelee Sobieskiesque.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ^ haha, dat's a good vun!
     
  9. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    How's her poetry writing skills?
     
  10. Matwiow

    Matwiow Active Member

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    She needs a few cosmetic procedures. How old is she though? Looks very young.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    Maybe it's just a bad photo, but she is fugly to me. Body looks decent, but I wouldn't even consider her face as "cute." If I was Jonah I would be trying to bang Ashley instead.
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

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    How does one even go about fixing a bad gum-to-teeth ratio such as this? I'm sure there is something that can be done in the way of cosmetic surgery, but I can't imagine what.
     
  13. GaryPuppet

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    Would Howie-esqe like veneers do the trick?
     
  14. OV

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    *sigh* Makes me feel old.. i remember an LA mini marathon my ex ran where Dustin was the Grand Marshall and his new wife and infant in her arms (her) were there to cheer him on. Sheesh. FWIW, I remember him being an approachable, regular guy (at least that day).
     
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    In a big need of the ministrations of that famous
    oral surgeon Bobby Ostrowski DDS ..he's mastered the
    shove the fucken tooth right back into the canal method
    and bill it all to medicaid
     
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    Butterface
     
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    too gummy not yummy
     
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    Lord geezus that is one fucked up grill.... I'd take ashley any day over that..
     
  19. CCMaguire

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    She looks better in this pic (not showing teeth).

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  20. telecaster

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    I've seen worse, banged worse......maybe Hill is into the retard look. The teeth and gums are a deal breaker.