Howard face and body are not made for tv

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, May 22, 2012.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    How does someone as creepy looking and ugly get in a family show like agt? Especially with a background like Howard's? Any thoughts? I mean if you're a kid tunning in wouldn't you be stunned by the crypt keeper looking judge?
     
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    Yup--the residual image I have of Howard from 15 years ago is gone and has now been replaced by this image of a doddering old man struggling to stay relevant; his false bravado now comes across as desperation ("It's MY stage", "I'm America's favorite judge").

    When he was younger, his style came across as bucking the older, "grey haired" establishment--now he's a creepy old guy who talks about man-ass with an even older queen.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    That Wig is though. It's puffin' up like a fuckin' cobra!
     
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    not made for pussy
     
  5. Missypooh RN

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    sorry to correct... talks about "EATING man-ass.." what it tastes like, if it smells.... gotta get THAT part right
     
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    Don't forget "old"!

    He ticks all the boxes on "what not to put on prime time network television", yet there he is!
     
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    why couldnt he put it in his contract they cant broadcast him in HD?
     
  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Like a Wigged fungus.
     
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    I was wondering just what the little boy was thinking when Howie came up to him and crouched down, right in his face.... Even if it was contrived, NO amount of warning or preparation could've helped that kid get ready to see that scary looking man up close....
     
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    Yeah, that would be guaranteed to either trigger some horrible memories or create some new ones!
     
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    Hahah u guys are brutal
     
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    His spine looks like a shepards staff
     
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    His face and body aren't made for radio either.
     
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    He is going to have a lifetime fear of clowns now
     
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    as a huge Carroll Shelby fan, i take exception to that.

    maybe one of these instead

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  16. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    i mean, if youre a fan maybe the his act is endearing, but how is he appealing to a new audience? it defies logic. there is nothing about him that screams tv star, movie star or relevant entertainer.
     
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    It used to be only the beautiful people who were let on tv....
     
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    The harrible make-up and weird lighting give him the appearance of an ashen looking embalmed cadaver.
     
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    That's a good one, but to me he's more of a Jewish vampire. Imagine Nosferatu with thick long black curly locks..
     
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    It's no shock that Howard doesn't have a FACE or BODY for TV!! (not a Network FAMILY show !)
    That's why he's IN RADIO !! :rolleye:
    Radio is where UGLY people go !!! haha God gave RADIO PEOPLE BEAUTIFUL VOICES!!!!

    Howard is VERY awkward....he seems out of place...he's uncomfortable...that's obvious!

    But what I find most disturbing are his HANDS!!! WOW ARE THEY HUGE HANDS!! bigger than Sharon Osbourne's AND Howie's HEAD!!
    (and I think Howard should sit in Howie's chair NOT Piers Morgans chair)

    If it's true what they say about Men who have BIG HANDS...then we know why Beth is always Smiling and Happy almost GIDDY !!! Howard's says he has a "small weenie"?? not judging by those ENORMOUS HANDS!

    So yes! I AGREE...he doesn't have a Face for TV or a BODY!!!
    for Basketball yes!!
    reminds me of that freaky guy Kim Kardashian was married to for 5 mins...(and the other kardashian chick married to Lamar Odem)
    He was a GIANT with HUGE HUGE hands and FEET!
    she had to bend her head back and LOOK UP AT HIM ....reaching his waist!
    (she's only 5'2 or shorter) :rolleye:
    It's very odd to see ANYONE standing next to Howard!! IMO

    it's why he bends down or LEANS DOWN ....Beth does this too...she leans into the pic when standing (bent knee) next to "normal size" people!!

    IF Howard grew his hair longer..and WORE MORE COLOR (blues and purple and a white shirt )AND NOT BLACK ALL THE TIME he would look so much better!!! (and shorter) :p

    peace & love