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Howard: Gary hasnt evolved because he still eats red meat

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Howard comes off as such a fuckin tool when he says shit like this.

    And also how he complained about having to pay $11 for sushi and the rice wasnt any good.

    Asswipe.
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    wig is right- Gary hasnt evolved into a woman like he has
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty Wolfgang Amadeus Mo'Snot VIP

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    Take one look at Ma-Ma-Monkey and you can tell the evolution train pulled away without him at birth..............
     
  4. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Hasn't 'Evolved'?........Hmmm,Strange that scientist said it was 'Meat' eating that gave the extra calories for our Brains to evolve to make us the dominant species.
     
  5. DaBUU

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    Thats like last week when the 'mo was bragging he took one bite of pizza and threw the rest away, like a fucking broad. He really doesn't know how to be a man.
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Well-Known Member

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    So Howard becoming a pussy is called evolving? Jesus :facepalm:
     
  7. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Also,Howard thinks he is 'Evolved'?...........Enough to not go to Gary's Dads Wake.
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    You know who's doing "wealthy funny Jewish guy gettin' older" right?

    Seinfeld.

    When this pizza "story" came up I couldn't help but think of this................................

    During one of Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" episodes....................maybe the Larry David one, perhaps the Alec Baldwin one.........................they were talking about pizza, and the other person was being a faggot Howard about it, saying they never ate pizza, or can only eat one slice or something. But Seinfeld went right to it: he's like "if I'm having pizza, I drop the hammer and eat six slices". :up:

    Yeah, he's got a bit of a paunch/gut, but so what? He's living!
    And part of living is having six slices of pizza once in a while. :up:

    It's funny to think that even though Jerry's basically retired, I'm sure he could crank out another decent season or two of "Seinfeld".

    Meanwhile, Howard's been running on fumes for the last decade.

    It's the difference between extra-talent and anorexic-talent.

    One of the worst things about Howard's "evolution" is that it makes people I used to not like seem like the coolest people on earth by comparison; Seinfeld, Leno, Opie & Anthony, etc.
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Administrator Administrator

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    I saw this on MarksFriggin:

    "Howard said most people don't eat red meat anymore"

    It truly shows how out of touch he is, from fast food like Mcdonald's and Wendy's to high end places like Ruth Chris' and Morton's beef is still the staple food of a majority of restaurants in the country. Because a few of his elitist Hampton's cronies no longer eat it, Howard applies that to the rest of the country.
     
  10. KillVampires

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    Actually it was eating meat properly. Cooking meat from things like pigs and chickens and selecting only fresh fish to eat like the Japanese and Chinese do. We evolved our brains beyond all other species on this planet because of meat and fire. Without the process of cooking we are still as feral as jungle cats or gorillas.

    It isn't just eating meat but it's also preparing it properly. Getting free range food with no hormones or preservatives. Only absolutely fresh fish for sushi. And making sure to cook things like chicken properly so that you don't get food poisoning.

    But don't tell that to the vegans and vegetarians. South Park did a great episode about vegans called 'Fun with Veal'. The moral of the story was that people who don't eat meat develop a medical conditions causing large pussies to grow on their bodies. Eventually if you don't eat meat for a long enough time you turn into a walking giant pussy.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    Howard doesn't eat meat anymore?

    Howard hasn't been funny in almost a decade.

    Maybe he should start eating meat again?
     
  12. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    When he said that this morning, I could not help but to think that every single person that was listening said the same thing "what the fuck is he talking about?"
     
  13. MarvelComics85

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    The megalomaniac needs to shut up. He really isn't happy unless everyone follows his step.

    How about someone do an Imus move by finding his limo on a lark and spitting on it? That's what that one guy did when he saw Imus' limo.
     
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    didnt he mock benjy for ordering vegetarian at his wedding? (even tho he put it on the menu)
     
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    Be fair to Howard there's no straight hetero male anymore in studio for him to imitate
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Yeah and Charles grodin! Where is king if cable (or whomever it was) to tell Howard to "take the wig off and let it shine!"
     
  18. Greekfreak

    Greekfreak New Member Shot Dead

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    Funeral.

    And if Gary were evolved as a man, he would have told him to go fuck himself and his gimpy horsemate.
     
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    I understand you point of Meat being more nutritious after cooking BUT Human's Brain development was well on the way before Humans used fire. Meat first,then greater Brain development,then Fire use(Tool development probably came before Fire.......Chipped Flint for cutting meat.)
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Wake and Funeral......Beth had her 'Ankle' issue before going to the Wake.....and that carried on to the Funeral I think.Someone here had the saga posted with youtube clips.(But now the clips are removed).
     

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