Howard, get abdominal and flanks liposuction. It's the only way to slim an ectomorph

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  1. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Then, you can eat like a normal, healthy human being.

    You can't solve this problem with diet because you're an ectomorph with genetics predisposed to abdominal fat.

    Once you have it (from poor eating habits in your youth), you can't lose it with diet and exercise alone. You should know - you've tried for years!

    Raisins and nuts are all carbs and fat. You're eating them in excess because you're starving. You're not helping yourself.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Butcher ?

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    I see a pimple
     
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    head transplant :c
     
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    It sounds like Howard does not get enough protein. If he is really serious about getting rid of those problem areas, he should get that new procedure that freezes the fat off your body from the outside.‚Äč Now way is Howard get a wand stuck under his skin.
     
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    He's in his late 50's and his testosterone has to be low.

    Does that have anything to do with it?
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Could be..he looks like a woman! His dieting has got have fucked up his metabolism big time.
     
  11. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Umm.......This?

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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    One of them have high testosterone and use steroids.
    A couple of month on the juice and Howard would look good. (HGH is great)
     
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    And howard having roid rage would be good radio.
     
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    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Howard's body type. Look at the results that are possible.



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