Howard: GIRL's Wear Outfits.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BenBas, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Dude's don't :facepalm: !
    I crack up when Howard says Ralph picks out his "Outfits" to wear on AGT!!
    GIRLS wear "outfits" Howard...NOT guys....
    dudes bring "clothes" ...dudes put together a "look"...not an outfit....

    Anyone see John Vardados (spllg?) on Today this morning?? He was with Elle M....and the other judge Nicole Ritchie....Wow! he looks like Scott the Engineer! VERY Biker looking dude!!!
    AND he was wearing the same "outfit" Howard wore on Letterman (outside)
    BEFORE he changed into his Herman Munster Suit !
    Black leather jacket black jeans...black boots...with a trendy scarf tied sooooooo fashionable around his neck! (Howard needs to work on the SCARF THING...that old black scarf he wears with the SAME black mock turtleneck has to GO!!)

    Any of you guys get chills when Howard says he's bringing new "outfits??" that Ralphie picked out?? He sounds a tad "Gay" doesn't he???:rolleye: VERY Femme' IMO!

    If I could make a suggestion to Howard (if Ralph is here reading our posts)...WEAR SOME COLOR !!
    wear a WHITE shirt under that BLACK leather...with a funky RED/WHITE/PURPLE scarf!
    stop wearing so much Black on Black....
    Doesn't Beth suggest he wears more COLOR??? Howard looks terrific wearing
    white shirts...maybe a vest and some funky Silver ??


    I would put together a great "look" for Howard....a Johnny Depp/Steven Tyler "look"...
    ...Funky Fashionable...but NOT so Biker looking...
    and NO HERMAN MUNSTER oversized black suits....oy vey :facepalm:
    Can't wait to see what Howard wears on AGT!!
    HOPING he dresses more casual.....than not!

    thank you

    peace & love

     
  2. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    listen its cargo pants or bust. so your best hope for some color is if he has his brown,grey or black ones :lmao:
     
  3. chadp1234

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    cargo pants, black construction boots, multiple layered shirts, scarf, fingerless gloves
     
  4. baby booie

    baby booie Active Member

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    Yeah, both Ralph and Howard are hopeless, an expert needs to intervene and force a look on Howard, for his own sake, but I guess narcissists don't take direction very well so it'll be more cargo pants and Munster suits.
     
  5. jyanks

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    Ralph lays his outfits out for him every night
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I believe "outfits" are what he and Ralph wear while they pick out clothes. Biker, gladiator, that sort of thing.
     
  7. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    He also refers to his shirts as "tops".
     
  8. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    The plural for the word girl is girls. No apostrophe needed. Just thought I'd help out in case you haven't made it past the 2nd grade yet.
     
  9. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Can't wait to hear Howard describe the pretty tops that he buys.
     
  10. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

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    douche
     
  11. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    At least you spelled it right!
     
  12. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    At least you spelled it right! But I guess I forgot that the internet is the place where it's ok to show that you're an illiterate moron.
     
  13. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

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    nice double post, way to show off your internet prowess.
     
  14. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    PWNED!

    Now get off my lawn!
     
  15. Wesmantooth

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    grammer patrol in a Benbas thread like a crackhead at LT's house :jj:
     
  16. McButterPants

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    Howard is a pretty little girl that has people bring him clothes and wigs so he can play dress up.
     
  17. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    To be fair, what "outfits" will look good on Howard? It's like Picasso trying to paint on the shittiest canvas available.