Howard gives advice to young men.

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  1. Snort

    Snort B-U-B = Big Ugly Babies Gold

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    Young guys take note.... these women will try and hypnotize you with their beauty. And five years later you'll realize that they have nothing to say.....

    Trust him, young guys. He knows. He's in this situation right now.
     
  2. AmishGirl

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    :dontknow: But perhaps that's what he (Stern) wanted? He had Allison & they didn't talk much, apparently ....
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    What kinda faggot advice is that? Every straight man knows that women have nothing intelligible to say from day 1.
     
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    :depressed:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Except for you.
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think I should get credit for knowing what *not* to say.
     
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    Why thank you :hat:
     
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    Just out of the blue??
     
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    Good point.
     
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    It took almost fifty years of Howard's life for the rise of the politically correct wannabe hipster douche generation to materialize. Finally there exists a group of young people he can somewhat identify with and mentor to. Let's not take that away from him.
     
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    Did The Wigster actually say that on the air?

    Hmmmm, maybe ole @Chibbs is right. According to him, Stately Chimney Manor is up for sale...:bigthink

    Could this possibly be the beginning of the end? :eek:

    The horror!

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    To my mind that really is the essence of the art of communication. You're only as smart as your filter.
     
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    Who could be sick of this?

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  14. Snort

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    He says telling shit all the time. I can't count the number of times he's praised Clooney's wife because she's not just beautiful, but is sooo so smart, and how it's so rare to find a chick who has brains and is hot. I'd imagine Beth isn't happy about it.
     
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    All the years of therapy...his "evolution".... and it never occurred to him that a desirable woman with brains has a sense of self worth and wouldn't waste it on him?
     
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