Howard gives Fred shit for his wife missing the staff Xmas party...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Fred's sister-in-law hurt her ankle quite badly and so Allison Norris skipped the party
    to stay with her sister and Howard couldnt comprehend why she'd do that and skip the party.

    Also Fred caught shit for "only" being at the party from 7:30pm til 10pm and for not talking with Howard at the party.


    Stern is such a fucking asshole. :facepalm:
     
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    I can't imagine how much Fred hates Howard.
     
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    Pelican also talked about how every office has one guy they won't fire. . . . and said, "I'm not talking about you, Fred."

    Fred seemed truly surprised Pelican didn't mean him.

    Funny. Seems like even they realize that Fred is coasting.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its called family first.
     
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    Wouldnt shock me if Fred made up that excuse to fuck with Wiggy just to see if he'd keep his big mouth shut.
     
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    Fred to Howard: "I learned it by watching you!"

    [video=youtube;Y-Elr5K2Vuo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo[/video]
     
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    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;MEQA6KAGNtg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEQA6KAGNtg[/video]

    Cocksucker.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Fred don't give a fuck no mo.
     
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    First fucking thing that crossed my mind when I read it........................Is he for fucking real? What was the Martians reaction to this?
     
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    Fred must be pissed off what this show turned into. Back when the show was good, Fred was a key component to their success. Some of the funniest bits in the show's history were either rewritten or co-written by him. Now he is regulated to cackling at Howard's lame jokes and keeping track of when they need to break for commercial. Fred has given up, but it is probably because he has no choice because Howard doesn't want anyone to put in the effort.
     
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    the bigger picture being ... how much the staff is willing to take from the Wig just to keep their easy paycheck
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Howard admitted he and Beth went to bed every night at 10 pm in Mexico
    and went to sleep at 10:30 pm on NYE at Clooney's house.

    But Fred is a prick for leaving the Xmas party at 10.


    And I'm surprised Howard didnt ask Jackson and his frat brothers how big their cocks are. Actually shocked is more like it.
     
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    It seems that Hamptons has taken on a Nero quality about him................
     
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    It's math, man. Fred is what now? Sixty?

    He's gotta be looking at this by the numbers: Give it another 5-10 years till retirement, three days a week, maybe a little over half the weeks of the year, and every thing is golden.

    Why not just go along? I would. Many men have "gone along" at their jobs for far less money and far more work.
     
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    ...can you imagine the riveting conversation at clooneys house with beth talking about her charity work for kitty cats and clooney talking about the people of darfur? :jj:
     
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    Can you really blame Fred for coasting? Howard has been for years now, why should Fred put any effort into the show when Howard doesn't care and let his show decline to the pathetic level it is now. It's kind of like when a company is failing, at some point the employees check-out and stop caring.
     
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    Fred's "Humor" Is so dated it's embarrassing...........And his parody songs suck ass when you hear others like Bubba's Manson do it.........The only thing that the Martian does that cracks a smile on my face is his Chyna/Nicole Bass voice...............
     
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    She probably thought George was talking about fur. "Yes George, it's horriboe. One of my kittens came home with the fur all matted. And one was blind".
     
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    So a broken ankle, or flipper, can get you out of a funeral, but not a party? :uscratch:
     
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    Those checks keep Herman Munster laugher there.