Stern Show Howard gives massages with happy endings

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 15, 2016.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He must've jerked off already. Saves on tissue usage.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    You know that cunt wife of his pressured him to get that Bianca tattoo. "If you love me, you'll get one." Fucking faggot
     
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    There's nothing like watching a guy worth hundreds of millions of dollars jump through hoops for a Pittsburgh 6 who doesn't like to fuck, suck, or kiss.

    :facepalm:

    Fuck, suck, or kiss him, anyway.

    It seems extra pitiful today, with that Polish model and that Cuban hottie on the front page. Both of them are older than Beth was when Howard met her, by the way.

    :facepalm:

    A man in Howard's position should have been working the Derek Jeter gift bag routine on LA 8s and NYC 9s for the last 17-18 years.

    If he's straight, obviously, which is a huge if.
     
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    Agreed if he was into women!
     
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    Fucking asshole tattooed the of some mutt on himself but not his actual children.
     
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    BTW whatever happened to his dog he had with Allison?
     
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    It died. He talked about it briefly last week.
     
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    I been listening again over the last few months but regularly get bored of the show and zone out
     
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    I hear you there.. it was only a very quick mention, he didn't go into it. I have a lifetime sub and although the current show is not good, everything else is worse.
     
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  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    But but but...Bianca taught him how to love!

    Not his first wife or 3 kids, mind you, but an ugly genetic freak of nature dog.
     
  13. Father O'Blivion

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    Why should he be any different than his staff?

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    A certain somebody owes Jim Henson Productions, LLC a little licensing dough . . . :grad:

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