Howard giving up AGT for this

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jun 26, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The jugular.... PLEASE GO FOR THE JUGULAR!!!!
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Blind Buddy is blind
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Buddy, Buddy, did you just wipe poop on my lips.
     
  5. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Never really listened to it speak. What a horrible voice it has too. Whiney and weird. No wonder it can't get work. If you can get over the obnoxious I'm better than you personality and the odd look its established for itself, ya gotta deal with the voice!. Didn't it learn to speak proper the whole time it was in the UK?...

    Even I still have a pretentious twat psuedo Brit accent.

    F mutt
     
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    Beth was able to keep it together when Howard worked for four hours a day 112 times a year. But when he added around 30 more full/part-time days for AGT, she could no longer handle the loneliness. Like so many stay-at-home cat moms with a staffer to handle every need and a workaholic spouse, she turned to kittens for a sense of #purpose in her life. This is why it's time for Howard to selflessly walk away from the talent show spotlight, you guys. Please respect Howard's loving commitment to his wife as he helps her overcome her kitten problem.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    By Workaholism, you are referring to her "other" husband....right>
     
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    I use the term loosely. Obviously, if Howard is a workaholic, then a WalMart greeter clocking one hour short of full-time benefits is like a Jamaican workaholic. (That's equivalent to three American workaholics.)
     
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    The new fosters are Stanley, Summer, Spirit because Howard ran out of other letters from the alphabet.
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    is it true that kitten lost its eyes from masturbating too much
     
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    You're just jealous because she speaks five languages. I've heard her speak them when she said,"Riyal, Euro, Deutsche Mark, Dinar and Ruble."
     
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    Seabiscuit wants a baby sooooo bad.
     
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    *The Kittening is the gift that keeps on giving.

    (* Someone posted this phrase for the first time a few weeks ago, they deserve Gold status if they are not already.....)
     
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    It is like watching a mongaloid play with a new toy. It is very lonely and wants a baby, now, now, now.