Howard goes on anti Coca-Cola rant

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    when talking about Super Bowl commercials today...


    Its all sugar water Robin.. its wrong, they are poisoning people with all this fucking sugar water.....



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    and now for word from Snapple... mmmm I love Snapple Robin


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    Snapple Lemon Iced Tea 8 oz ServingSugars, total: 23g Calories, total: 100 Calories from sugar: 92
    16 oz BottleSugars, total: 46g Calories, total: 200 Calories from sugar: 184
     
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    Dat high fructose corn syrup swag.
     
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    Howard is a hypocrite. And Robin is a hippopotamus.
     
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    Sugar or high fructose corn syrup, it's all the same.
     
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    i really wish he would shut the fuck up.

    i can't wait for the day Old Man Stern is sitting in a room, alone, pontificating to NO ONE.

    go get a degree in nutrition if it's that big a deal to you, fuckface. until then, zip it.
     
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    So....they turned down buying ads on his show?
     
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    That was direct and to the point.

    :chair:
     
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    THSS doesn't even register on their radar anymore. Does Bud Light still sponsor every once in a while or did that shit end in 2011?
     
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    That's me in a nutshell. :)
     
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    "Direct" and "to the point" I am Captain Redundancy this morning, sorry about that. :facepalm:
     
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    what would Wiggy do for a Klondike bar?
     
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    Harlock, slight correction: for a portion of a Klondike bar. :hat:
     
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    Only chazers eat a whole ice cream bar. Am I right, Robin?

    I take a bite, and then throw three away.
     
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    I have no idea why that made me crack up. :jj:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    And wasn't he hawking some soda making machine? :scratch:
     
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    "Whats this for fred? "
    (bad stuttering john impression) "s-s-s-s-sooooda streeeaaaaaam"
     
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    Coke keeps me in business.

    Mt. Dew keeps me really busy. :D
     
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    That's odd. I sort of thought, intuitively, the caramel coloring in cola was worse than Mountain Dew. Why are the Mountain Dew drinkers worse off? :scratch:
     
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    Oh, speaking of soda, have any of you read any of Stephen King's Gunslinger books?

    It's a moment of hilarity when the Gunslinger takes his first swig of soda. "By the GODS, this is SWEET." :jj:

    He also discovers pain-killers. :yes: