Howard goes out of his way to make sure Beth has no access to his sperm

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howard talked about birthday sex with Beth... -pause while you laugh-

    and how he makes sure that the his used condom gets flushed right away..


    he knows that if Beth gets a hold of a used rubber it is curtains for his happiness....



    okay who are we kidding??? we know that was a fake story... sorry for wasting your time



    here is a delicious tacos recipe

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    Original recipe makes 6 servingsChange Servings
    • 1 1/2 pounds boneless beef top sirloin, cut into thin bite-size slices

    • 1/2 teaspoon salt

    • 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

    • crushed red pepper to taste

    • 1 lime

    • 1 (28 ounce) can tomatillos

    • 2 fresh jalapeno peppers, seeded

    • 4 tablespoons canola oil, divided
    • 1 (10.5 ounce) can beef broth


    • 12 (6 inch) corn tortillas

    • 1/2 large onion, chopped

    • 2 tomatoes, chopped

    • 1 avocado - peeled, pitted and sliced

    • 1 bunch fresh cilantro, chopped

    • 1 lemon

    Directions
    1. Place sliced meat into a shallow bowl, and season with salt, black pepper, and crushed red pepper. Squeeze the lime juice over the meat, and turn until evenly coated. Cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
    2. In a blender or food processor, combine tomatillo and jalapeno. Puree for 15 to 20 seconds, or until thick. Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Carefully pour in tomatillo mixture. Cook, stirring frequently, for 5 minutes. Stir in beef broth. Reduce heat, and simmer for 20 to 30 minutes, or until mixture coats a spoon. Transfer mixture to a serving dish.
    3. Heat tablespoon oil in a large skillet over high heat. Stir in 1/3 of the beef, and saute for 1 minute. Transfer to serving dish. Repeat with remaining beef. Meanwhile, heat tortillas in the oven or microwave, according to package instructions.
    4. To serve, place two tortillas on top of each other. Add desired amount of meat, spoon over some tomatillo mixture. Top with onions, tomatoes, avocado and cilantro. Garnish with a wedge of lemon, to be squeezed over taco before eating.
     
  2. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    she's 45
    can even she even get pregnant still?
     
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    There's always Ralph's asshole.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    herpes
     
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    i know this one girl that saves semen from every guy she blows and puts them in a vile in her freezer

    :bug:
     
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    Birthday sex with his wife of seven years and he's using a condom, what a normal relationship.....

    Tacos look good and I'm stuck at home watching my sick kid........ :banghead:
     
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    What kind of married man wears a rubber to fuck his wife?
     
  8. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Rubbers are dangerous. I have heard many horror stories of what women do to men if they get a hold of that rubber. Including blackmail of rape for money.

    This is why you shoot your load on her face, then dunk the bitches head under hot water, problem solved.
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :burn:
     
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    One with an iron-clad pre-nup who knows it is all out the window if bolt-dolt got preggers....
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    one that is married to a herpes having gold digger??
     
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    lmao
     
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    :eek:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and they say romance is dead
     
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    oski Jump For Cock

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    this is my assumption as well.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I bet he made her get a full gyno exam with blood tests before he even slept with her....
     
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    I had a friend this happened to. He had a problem with picking up trash and fucking them. He finally picked up a psycho. She held a rubber he had used on her for ransom. Cost him $500 to get it back. Thats a lot of money for a poor white trash boy.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Sorry sweetie no offense.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i think that
     
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    Robin laughing at a 61 year old billionare using a condom on his 41 year old wife was priceless. :ronnie:
     
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