Howard gone wild: Had 2 pieces of lasanga and a glass of wine

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 3, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Then went out and ran 5 miles the next day cuz he felt he "fucked up".
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I wish he'd just Karen Carpenter himself and get it over with.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    But what size were the portions?
     
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    heheheh
     
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    two pieces of lasanga?!?! :eek: What a FATSO!
     
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    I'm no longer shocked at the amount of vagina he's become
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    And you know it wasn't lasagne with meat sauce and extra cheese, probably some fruity Hampton's perversion of lasagna with tofu and lite cheese.
     
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    and wheat pasta.
     
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    This combined with more schlong talk and I'm out.
     
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    the queen is discussing her diet again
     
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    His original chompers might have gotten messed up from all the purging.
     
  14. sloth22

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    Zucchini slices instead of pasta. Cottage cheese instead of cheese. A dusting of vinegar instead of tomato sauce.

    THAT'S how you ruin lasagna!
     
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    WTF is a "Piece" Of lasagna? I just have lasagna.......
     
  17. sloth22

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    ...You don't put it on your plate a piece at a time?
     
  18. fletchman71

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    I tried listening to the show today and turned it off after I heard this. I was waiting to hear him say he ate two "portions" of lasagna. The only thing that keeps me listening is Stern Show Shuffle but I bet eventually the only thing on Stern Show Shuffle will be shows from 2011-present so as not to offend anyone.
     
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    Nope.....I just Have/Get/Eat me some lasagna......Sometimes I go crazy and put it in a bowl.......
     
  20. RumBalls

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    Evolved people shouldn't eat lasagna