Stern Show Howard got 870 on his SATs

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  1. Rob0729

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    So at Easter dinner today, a friend of the family brought a book that had some of the SAT scores of celebrities. According to this book, Howard got a SAT score of 870 which was only 19 points higher than Sarah Palin.

    I can't remember all the scores, but Will Smith got a perfect 1600, Bill O'Reilly got a 1528, Kobe Bryant (or the guy he had take his test) got a 1050.
     
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    Anything else Robin?
     
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    To be fair, Howard always claimed to be a dolt and frankly I never doubted it
     
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    Yeah, he's smart in his wheelhouse, but you can tell he's dumb when he tries to talk politics, entertainment gossip, wuteva.
     
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    His story these days is that he was too busy getting laid by models to study. :wigtip:
     
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    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    Kid gloves Howig...
    Dumb rage and bludgeoning bully tactics keep the finger pointing at bay. The sad part is- it's worked.

    Every guest more famous or scholastic than him has to stroke his ego.
     
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    For a 870, he got into a pretty good school. I bet he just says that he scored that low.
     
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    He's almost retarded. This isn't news
     
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    I suspected his score was low when he started asking guests what they got on the SAT.
     
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    Who would ever think that the Fresh Prince scored better than Carlton?

    Impressive, but why then is Will's kid such an idiot?
     
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    Well we certainly know why he refused to take the IQ test now.
     
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    He got into a "special" program that would allow under achievers to attend.
     
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    1050 is what AC Slater got too.
     
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    Will Smith got a 1600.

    Theres no fucking way.

    I must now question the accuracy of this book.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ores-revealed-amid-controversy-regrading.html

    Franco I could believe, Bill Gates as well.
     
  17. Rob0729

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    The program he got into is for poor students who have " potential". The nicknames for his program includes Coloring Book School, Charlie Brown School, and Coulda Been Someone.

    In fact, the program got made fun of so much they changed the name from College of Basis Studies to College of General Studies about a decade or two ago.
     
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    I don't believe he did that poorly.
     
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    Yeah no shit. How the fuck does 870 get you into a 4 year school considering all the applicants out there.
     
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    I believe this 100%. I've always known he's an idiot. Every time I listen to him speak to anyone with even a modicum of intelligence I'm like :doh:
    He surrounds himself with morons so he has fooled some of his listeners into thinking he has smarts. Nope nope nope. And as we've seen since the comedy writers have left the show he's not even funny. Heck he became famous for being stupid, really.