Howard Got All Worked Up Over His Gay Kiss on AGT

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy mentioned today that after he kissed Howie Mandel last week he got nauseous and so hot and sweaty he had to sit in front of some big fans to cool off. Claimed it was because he was repulsed about kissing a man but after George Takei seemed offended he backpedaled and said he has many gay friends and believes in gay rights but isn't gay himself. George saw right through him and said "methinks you protest too much". Sounds like it's time for another visit with Dr. Sarno, the gay cure has worn off.
     
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    :up::up:
     
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    Howard loved it, reminds him of when Beth is "out on the town"
     
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    Another "shocking" Stern moment the general public did not seem to give a single fuck about.
     
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    Yup. He's still trying so hard to be shocking. :facepalm:
     
  6. tv910

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    The funniest thing is that he claims the whole thing was spontaneous. No way in hell it wasn't planned out in advance, complete with some camera time for Beth.
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    After the kiss, Howard got all hot and sweaty .......... and a boner.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...ya know I took that whole shtick as howard putting a second light on it because it went un noticed or un mentioned in entertainment press. like the joke that failed he had to take time to explain it today. thanks for the memories fartman, what a hilarious bit that was.
     
  9. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    He expected a news cycle out of it. (I guess the Buchwald interns didn't cold call enough media outlets pretending to be offended citizens.) When he didn't get it he is trying to reenter it into the news by pretending to have a problem with it.
     
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    He does protest too much. Every time he does something like this or talks about him "going the gay way"

    "Oh, it is so sick. Disgusting, revolting, I nearly barf just thinking about hot, throbbing beer can thick dong in my gullet..."
    "Methinks thou dost protest too much!"
     
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    I think as a general rule the Entertainment media at large has put AGT on their ignore list.:yes:
     
  12. tv910

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    Yep, he crowbarred it into the conversation out of the blue right at the beginning of the show and kept bringing it up. He's so desperate for attention it's laughable.
     
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    I think Howard's hang-ups about being outted are second only to that of someone yanking off his wig in public.
     
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    "he got nauseous and so hot and sweaty he had to sit in front of some big fans to cool off.

    George saw right through him and said "methinks you protest too much"

    This was odd to me. It looked like barely a peck, hardly a kiss, but Howard freaks out?? I think George nailed it with his comment.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard can't talk about ratings
    I think he should blow Nick in the Snapple room.
     
  16. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Yeah it is the ultimate form of gay bashing.
    Howard telling George that his sexual proclivity is nauseating to regular humans.
     
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    why would anyone really care about "the kiss".....it's howard's new schtick. barbara walters, matt lauer, (and back in the days, heather locklear)are among the lucky people who have been molested by howard.

    the public isn't enamoured of the wig. the best path for him to take when he retires from radio is to remain behind the scenes (or at least not on camera)....that face will never be camera ready.
     
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    I hope Wiggy was "tested" before the kiss.
     
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    If memory serves, Howard also kissed his father on the lips during some NBC news story...
     
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    George slipped in a couple of great zingers. Just before the you "doth protest too much" line, George said, "You have a very intriguing curiosity about my sex life. Everyone has a bit of bisexuality."

    Howard said "Not me."

    And earlier when Howard showed George a picture of "The Kiss" saying Howie's eyes told him to go for it, George said to Howard, "You look like the initiator."