Stern Show Howard grooming video, part 2

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Apr 24, 2016.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Grooming Day at the Sterns sounds as thrilling as chair aerobics day at the home.
     
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    Strange how there's never any cat hair on the carpet or couch.

    One could almost surmise that the cats have already been groomed by the 'help' and this is all total bullshit to make them appear to be Human.
     
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    A billionaire in the twilight of his life with means to do anything his heart desires is sitting at home making videos of grooming a cat for his drunken wife. So SAD :cry:
     
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    I love men who love and take care of their cats but for whatever reason, it is creepy when Howard grooms the cats :dontknow:
     
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    Those cunts have every cat they take in vetted so they only get the most docile friendly ones. I've never had a cat who would tolerate being brushed, and here they have two who like it.
     
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    "I dont want a cat, I hate cats..."

    Queued up...

     
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    Because it sounds like he's narrating a pap smear video from inside a windowless van via CCTV.
     
  9. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I like when Beth says done. It reminds me of "Snow Angel, Now"
     
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    Any chance there's a single hair on the brush if he flipped it over
     
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    I'd like to mention that there have been no Beth selfies (face shots) for almost 4 days. Trip to "grandma's" perhaps?
     
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    Ugh, his show was, and I repeat, was, all about being real, relating to the common man, being funny and making fun of everything, regardless of being PC. He gets divorced,gets a hot young chick, which is what most divorced men hope would happen, and then he turns to Imus. The man he use to make fun of. I mean if he had and portrayed this change on his show I would have more respect for him, instead he still wants to play the part as a big wig in show biz, a rebel, a trailblazer. But this is what we have, an old man grooming cats, plugging his wife's books and appearances, not saying anything that isn't Marci approved, doing lame shit he used to rip other DJ's of doing. I know, the "show has evolved" but 20 years ago he would have opened every show on a Monday with videos and comments of Imus grooming cats or whatever else he posted. Get a set of Balls Howard and tell your wife to stop filming and posting everything
     
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    His wife is a saint who never shits and spends all of her free time rescuing cats and owls. Howard is the most rebellious rebel who ever rebelled. How dare you.
     
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    "Yoda's next" on the grooming line.
    Sounds like a page or two in the next Yoda book installment.
    "Yoda is so sweet and patient that he lets all of the other cats get groomed before he gets groomed by the nice lady."
    :bsod:
     
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    Walter is cute.....:cat:
     
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    But when it's Yoda's turn he enjoys it like only he can >>>

     
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    When Beth has Howard explain cat behavior to the camera, I'm always reminded of a young Howard Stern bullshitting his way through questions in Ben Stern's studio. He basically just describes whatever is happening in front of his eyes at that very second and tries to present it as habitual.
     
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    The 22-year old intern at the office always wears those same shoes. We were making fun of him for not being professional enough and now I see a weird old man wearing the same shoes to comb his cat.
     
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    They probably film their Instagram photos and video like a studio set. Make sure the carpet and couch are immaculate, they probably have his photography lamps just out of frame for perfect lighting, Beth gets her hair and make-up done, etc.
     
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    When I read this thread title, I thought it would be more video footage of Toni carefully crafting Howard's "hair" for 2 hours.