Stern Show Howard Guest Hosting Kimmel's show

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JerseySlim, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. JerseySlim

    JerseySlim Well-Known Member

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    Would never happen in a million years. Howard is too much of a pussy to do something like that. Too big a chance of his performance getting criticized. And we know how well he handles criticism. Same reason he hasn't found a movie script in the past 20 years that he's found worthy of his incredible acting talents. He's a protected little wuss.
     
  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Kimmel knows the Wig is dead in the water, career-wise.

    And Private Parts did not do well at the box office.
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    He won't be able to drool over cock questions, so he'll have to decline the non existent invite.
     
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    What do you mean? It was the 57th highest grossing movie of 1997.
     
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    Was this discussed on the show today?
     
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    I disagree. With Benjy leading the charge of that new crack writing staff, he'll hit it out of the park!

    Can you imagine how well fake Mitt Romney would go over with a visual element?
     
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    They both have something in common only there Hair dresser knows
     
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    Someone called in and said it was a Internet rumor. Howard's response was "Why would I want to host his show? I have my own show?" Good one
     
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    Or like he won't host Saturday Night Live because he can't bring his own writers
     
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    Exactly, any late night guy would kill for Howard's job and paycheck
     
  11. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    As long as Howard makes you think he was OFFERED it and turned it down - that's all the Wig wants. Why try something fun or new when you can just copy and paste your own shitty radio show a few hours a week.

    I honestly think he's such an atrophied, Wigabod Crane, feeble veal at this point - Howard doesn't have the ability to stand up a full 40 minutes a day to even do that job for a week.
     
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    Writers is code for hair person. He's not going to let some strange hair/wig stylist get anywhere near Grandpa Sol's Secret Family Recipe.
     
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    You're right on every count.

    I was watching the clip where they talked about Ralph acting like an asshole in the Hamptons, which was from 8-10 years ago, and naps were a big part of Howard's day back then. The way he spoke of them, it was clear he napped every day.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    When he's not TMing (a not so thinking man's nap) - he's watching 12 hours of shit TV and tapping his skeletor fanook fingers on a faggot mini ipad
     
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    :snicker:

    I was actually surprised it made so little money.

    But it proves my thought that Howard had a lotta stan fans, and the bulk o the populace was totally disgusted by him.