Howard had a gun in his mouth

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Here's Howard trying to out sob story Artie (good luck with that), but the quote is at 4:17

     
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    Is that what he calls Ralph's cock, a gun?
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Next week: he had a belt around his neck
     
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    Howard has tried to kill himself on several occasions, his transgendered status has tormented him for the past 55 years...
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    He obviously meant to say cock, not gun. And it's clearly happened more than twice.
     
  6. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious, this must have been a record number of times saying his catchphrase.

    I've had a gun in my mouth two times in my life, but the fact of the matter is... that's right... but the fact of the matter is... that's right! So the fact of the matter is that everyone has their own shit. And the fact of the matter is...
     
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    The fact of the matter is that, the fact of the matter is that, the fact of the matter is.

    Good grief, he's a boor.
     
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  8. MobyDick

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    haha, he says it three more times after the quote I just posted.
     
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    BUUUULLLLL SHIIIIT!!!
     
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    Yes, I felt compelled to count how many times he says it but, I couldn't listen for another instant.

    It was excruciating.
     
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    Correct:

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    Its true it was Horseface holding it but he woke up and it was too late to whack Pelican.
     
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    In my darkest hour I once pulled a bag over my head, Robin. Robin?

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    yep! if anyone's gonna commit suicide, howard will trump them with a sadder story. I DIE!!!! NO ONE ELSE!
     
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    I had KoolAid in my mouth and spit it out when Jim Jones wasn't looking, Robin!
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Howard is too much of a pussy to even take the pussy way out. Never happened.
     
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    It was originally called Sternstown Robin but I let him have it. I had millions of people to lie to on the air.
     
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    Gun in his mouth and dildo up his ass.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Anybody who tells you he is about to tell you the truth (i.e "quite frankly," "the fact of the matter is") is about to tell you a lie.
     
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    Robin, I tried to hang myself once, but the knot kept coming out of the scarf. Robin?
     
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