Howard had a horrible day yesterday and crawled into bed and watched TV

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Did he see Elias's thread?
    Did he see his Q rating had not changed from Agt?
    Did he find out those 3 Spanish guys in those photos with Beth ran a train?
    Or?
     
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    I'm sure he cried on his big pile of money.
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    he realized
    ...his wife is a whore or
    ...his kids think he's a douchebag or
    ...came to the realization that he is not a 15 yr old skateboarder and he looks rediculous trying to emulate one
     
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    he's going limp and he's depressed....(probably true)
     
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    Broken up over having to fire Tim Sabean?
     
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    Upset that no one mentioned that he and the Amazing One were at Jimmy Kimmels wedding. Realized perhaps for the first time that he's irrelevant.
     
  7. Beths Arab

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    He probably got the bill for his new teeth.
     
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    Thus saving money? Doubt it
     
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    Realized nobody is buying the "I drove a golf ball 300 yards" bullshit.
     
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    Came to the realization that he has lost 98% of his former terrestrial radio fans and he's a nobody in show biz and his AGT gig is another flop in his career and Sirius is tired of his lazy, unfunny boring show.
     
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    He also realized his new wig with bangs looks stupid and he can't switch it out to long strenis again without people noticing that your hair does not grow 8 inches overnight.
     
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    Camel never made me cry
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  13. j shmuck

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    I think he realized that if he had....

    Stayed faithful to Alison, and actually spent time with his family as an active participant (not just a paycheck) He would now be

    Happily married.
    Have great relationships with his children, whom still live in the ny metropolitan area.
    Have the same amount of cash (the money saved from not divorcing cancels out the money not made on agt)
    No need to sellout and joing agt since he doesn't have a wife he has to impress with red carpets.
    Likely retired after the first sirius contract. No need to keep working, he has a loving wife to go home to and children to spend time with
    Not have to worry about what his wife is up to everynight when she is out partying without him and what guys she's hanging out with
    Not be alone at night
    Have is artistic integrity.
    Stll have a loyal fanbase
     
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    The black guys came inside Beth and not over Howard's face like he likes it
     
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    Oh man i havent seen this new wig with bangs. Can you share a pic ? WOuld love to see it!
     
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    How can he not look at his wife and know and understand why she is there?
     
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    The realization that Alison actually DID want him home every night to spend time with her & the kids....& new wife is no where to be seen.
     
  18. Roland Schwinn

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    Im guessing the help fucked up his special, most favorite, the only pair that fits him right jeans again.
     
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    I remember when Howard had a shit fit and was upset with Beth b/c the help f*cked up his laundry. He said he needed someone to 'manage' it.
    Beth declined.
     
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