Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 25, 2012.
Seriously, if your chick doesn't cook for you, she hates you.
You're forgetting engagement chicken.
a.k.a. "beer can coq"
She was busy making Nachos...
Along with PreNup Trout.
Beth is working hard with Jared on Mom Caves plus she's out saving the animals.
And Buy me a $12K purse casserole.
Howard's afraid to let her use sharp objects, with all that hand waving, she's liable to puncture an implant, and then he'd have to pony up for replacement set #3.
She's cooking up some road apples as we speak. Steaming hot!
Yeah Beff is too busy doing her vanity projects courtesy of Don Buchwald and 112 productions.
Beth drinks a lot of coffee .
Of course Beth cant cook. Its hard to cook when you have hooves instead of hands.
The only time she ever cooked as far as I know was that engagement chicken. Doesnt need to cook anymore.
Her next dish..
"Inseminate me with a Baby stir-fry"
They also have a personal chef, a guy named Alan Wyse. He used to date Kim Catrall but broke up with her because the work for Howard was so demanding.
She'd be good at tenderizing meat. Too bad Howard's a faeg and doesn't eat it.
You mean this guy?
Not to mention changing the cat litter boxes three times a day.
They have a nice Mexican lady that does all that.
Beth doesn't even know her name.
"Conseula! The litter boxes are dirty!"