Howard had Chinese food the other night. WTF, Beth doesn't even cook?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Seriously, if your chick doesn't cook for you, she hates you.
     
  2. Nibbler

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    You're forgetting engagement chicken.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    a.k.a. "beer can coq"
     
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    She was busy making Nachos...
     
  5. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Along with PreNup Trout.
     
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    Beth cooking....? :spit::haha:
     
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    Beth is working hard with Jared on Mom Caves plus she's out saving the animals.
     
  8. Dlist

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    And Buy me a $12K purse casserole.
     
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    Howard's afraid to let her use sharp objects, with all that hand waving, she's liable to puncture an implant, and then he'd have to pony up for replacement set #3.
     
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    She's cooking up some road apples as we speak. Steaming hot! :cheer:
     
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    Yeah Beff is too busy doing her vanity projects courtesy of Don Buchwald and 112 productions.;)
     
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    Beth drinks a lot of :quote:coffee :quote:.
     
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    Of course Beth cant cook. Its hard to cook when you have hooves instead of hands.

    The only time she ever cooked as far as I know was that engagement chicken. Doesnt need to cook anymore.
     
  14. Dlist

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    Her next dish..
    "Inseminate me with a Baby stir-fry"
     
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    They also have a personal chef, a guy named Alan Wyse. He used to date Kim Catrall but broke up with her because the work for Howard was so demanding.
     
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    She'd be good at tenderizing meat. Too bad Howard's a faeg and doesn't eat it.
     
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    You mean this guy?

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  18. Uncle Larry

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    Not to mention changing the cat litter boxes three times a day.
     
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    They have a nice Mexican lady that does all that.

    Beth doesn't even know her name.
     
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    "Conseula! The litter boxes are dirty!"