Howard had no idea he was looking at Lake Michigan

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    when he stayed in Chicago. He described it as some beautiful lake and nobody jumped in right awaay to tell him that's Lake Michigan. He also said that other than one night of fine dining , he was clueless of what Chicago had to offer because he prefers to sit in his room watching his Ipad-Mini. With little interest in his surroundings. With that said, you have to wonder why he had to buy the 52 million dollar Florida home.
     
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    Hey JHIG :wave:
     
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    Hey RuffPup.

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    Howard has no idea that his hair is manufactured when looking in a mirror. In fact he has many "no idea" moments about his appearance
     
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    he is retarded, and so goddamned egocentric that he didn't CARE what his fancy penthouse suite was overlooking. Just that it was more expensive than Heidi's and Mel B's and Howie's.

    what a douche.
     
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    As a Jew, Howard strives for that old school WASP cluelessness that WASPS affected back when he was growing up. It's "a class thing." All the more reason to despise him
     
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    Howard's too cool for Lake Michigan.
     
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    Best part is the 3 of them could care less as they are not in them aside to sleep and shower. Why the fuck stare at an ipad mini when he has at the very last a 42 inch plasma in the suite with full net access I'm sure
     
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    Wow that's weird I thought he invented lake Michigan
     
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    That is perfect. If things don't work out with the monkey. Keep in mind that I'd kiss you in places you don't even wash.
     
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    :eek:

    :giggle:
     
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    I couldn't find that Rocky and Bullwinkle bit from the show on youtube. Monk, please don't kill my account.
     
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    Howards love nots to know!
     
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    And he laughs at Sal for being dumb. "howard, find the great lakes on a map." Hey, stupid, they're not in NYC.
     
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    It would take him the better part of an evening to figure out how the TV works.

    'There's so many buttons Robin'
     
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    Can you imagine Beff looking out the window at the large body of water?

    Anyone want to bet she said something like, "I didn't know the ocean came this far in-land"?