Howard has an iphone 5 expert out to his place over the weekend...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    To explain the new functions and operating system to him.
    If Beth buys a new coffee maker, does Mr. Coffee send out an engineer to teach them house to use that too?

    What a douche. :facepalm:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "I had a meeting about my Iphone5." :facepalm:
     
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    Beth wouldn't make coffee. That's the maids job.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    What a joke. iOS is so elementary.

    He is such a screwball
     
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    How dare rich people spend money :pissed:
     
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    Mr. Coffee... I mean Mr. DiMaggio rumor has it you have a large penis...........
     
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    Mr. Coffee himself would go to the Hamptons.
     
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    He doesn't get how weird and more out of touch it makes you.

    You have an iPhone expert on staff don't you?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Beth on the phone with her mother: "Mommy horse how long does your iPhone expert stay when he comes to your house"?
     
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    The older Stern gets, the more he seems like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. He is just so completely out of touch with real, working-class people that when he admits shit like this it makes him a joke. And the funny thing is, he is probably oblivious that when he talks about having an "iPhone expert" over, or discusses his personal weatherman that people think he's a fucking weirdo. He is, however, aware of the irony of having a bowling alley in his house after belittling Scott the Engineer for decades. And that's the ONE thing that working-class people might actually not judge him too harshly about if he didn't try to hide it....bowling is about as blue-collar as you can get.

    My favorite bizarro Stern declaration was during his last lawsuit with Sirius when he identified himself with the Occupy Wall Street protestors, likening SiriusXM to the 1% while he tried to portray himself as a hard-working guy like the rest of us.
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  12. GaryPuppet

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    ironic that Apple releases a new product and the Apple talk on the show starts up again right on cue for a week or two just to vanish again
     
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    Its the same IBM/Jeff guy that was over and "explained" iPhone5 to Howard + upgraded his computers to mountain lion.

    Probably also to suck cook and discuss jewish things like: money, gold and taking over the world.
     
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    It's free, it's part of the payola for the free advertising. Free phone, free shmuck to show Howard how to press buttons.
     
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    howard is so technically astute that they could have send a Samsung Nexus sales person to him and he would believe the guy is an Apple iphone 5 specialist
     
  17. GaryPuppet

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    you need a senior Lotus Notes expert for that.
     
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    Make me a hinge stern
     
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    I feel sorry for his Japanese toilet instructor :shit: