Howard Has His Own Bedroom?

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  1. Bianca Stern

    Bianca Stern Member

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    Watching this old clip and Howard seems to let slip that he has his own bedroom.

    "Last night I found Robin wandering around up here..I think she was in YOUR bedroom"?


    11 minute mark.


     
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    You don't really think Beth sleeps in the same bed as the gargoyle, do you?
     
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    Or most nights in the same house?
     
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    That too, yeah.
     
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    ...is it a jewish thing? i know a jewish guy that has his own room. says his wife keeps him awake yada yada the kid. he really does complain a lot.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Of course not. She has a cot in the janitors closet of the NSAL. She just can't be pulled away from the suffering of all the homeless cats out there. How dare you sleep in your nice warm bed at night while this crisis is going on. Howard would join her but he has to get up so early.
     
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    Lol
     
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    Some 1 must snore.:bed:
     
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    ...they probably both do.
     
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    Beth stays up til 3 or 4 AM getting shitfaced and then passes out on her back and snores like a giant drunk Polish lumberjack monster until afternoon. Why would they share a bedroom?
     
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    I can't sleep Robin.
     
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    "Robin, I have my own bedroom in the sense that if Beth and I are in the same room, we can't keep our hands off each other. I'd be up all night banging my wife, Robin and I have to get up early to do the show."
     
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    Doesn't Beff sleep standing up?
     
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    Hmm. Not that I know of...the complaining a lot? Now you're on to something,

    :haha:
     
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    The beef has her own bedroom. There's a couple slip-ups I remeber:

    1) When they had that relationship doctor in and they were talking about Howard not wanting to take off his boots, Howard said something like "I wake up in the morning and want to say goodbye to my wife and she's in "her side of the apartment" I'm not gonna take off my boots to do that. They're not the easiest to tie...." Beth was upset Howard was walking with his boots on her white carpet.

    2) Drunky McDrunkenWhorse was out LAAAAAATE partying after some movie premier. Howard said he woke up late at night and was wondering if Beth was home yet so he yelled out to her "BEEETHHHH" but she wasn't home yet.

    Both are funny/sad glimpses into their interaction. It's such a weird relationship.
     
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    I've noticed this week.... Both shows.... Howard keeps professing his LOVE for his Beth. They are so in love. He just loves her. She is so hot. He has sex with her every night.

    He is in such denial.
     
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    I have to ask.... how old is this clip? Artie's not there, so I think that's '10 and up.

    Whatever and whenever it was............ It still sucks dog shit in the moonlight. He's so outdated in these clips. He thinks he's getting over on someone but in reality, his little comments make him look like a fucking fool!!!!!

    What the fuck happened to the real Howard Stern? Can someone please tell me.

    Whether it's his fucking therapist, or that money grubbing whore he call's his wife, you FUCKING SUCK HOWARD!!!!

    I'll keep saying it until you hear me...... either retire and move to the caves in Mexico, or simply drop off the fucking planet..... AND PLEASE, take that thing you call a wife with you. There is not a soul on earth that likes that untalented twat. How many shows has she's buried?

    You are the most fucked up Dude I've ever seen Howard.

    It's incredible... you were once the absolute BEST. No one could compete with your show and its popularity. You were sincerely the King.

    Fuck.... look at yourself now............

    Fuck you Howard Stern!!!!!!!!

    BTW, all of the commentary above represents MY personal opinion. It's that simple. So fuck Howards' and Beths' Attorneys. Get a life and do something with your career. You're a PUD if you're in the Stern camp. You'll never be a real player if you're playing with immature and stupid adult children. Children's minds in adult bodies. That's what I get from Howard and Beth.
















     
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  19. SchwoogieBuzzer

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    You had me at giant drunk Polish lumberjack monster...

    He has said that they have separate hotel rooms in Mexico. Not separate bedrooms -- separate rooms in the hotel.

    There was an episode of Columbo where a rich bitch killed her wealthy, older husband. She made it appear as a suicide. They had separate bedrooms in their house. I imagine this will be Coward's demise.
     
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    I've got strong doubts that "marriage" has ever been consummated.