Howard has so much to get to each show

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  1. Sloppyjoe

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    Every morning he declares "Robin, I've got SOOOO much to get to this morning" or "so much to play for you".

    After each declaration he plays 2 or 3 clips of some shitty bit or talks about some lame shit that chews up about 30min of show.

    "I have so much to get to" at this point is Howard still convincing himself that he is doing a 4 hour show full of actual content circa 1998.
     
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    Yet, every bit seems just filler to kill time to get to a 90 minute interview or the news.
     
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    Time fill to get the fuck out the door and rush into his shrinks couch
     
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    Did he ever get to those notebooks full of ideas from pre-Sirius days? Because it seemed to me like they went on permanent mail-it-in vacation when they secured "The Tapes" in 2006. It just fell to shit.
     
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    I'm still waiting for the conclave of all the stern boards...we had a rep picked out at sternpirate..
    or was it piratestern?..I forget
     
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    I bet coming up with filler is hard work. Time for another vacation.
     
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    That's what it seems like to me. The entire show is completely inconsequential. I just don't care what he says anymore.
     
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    Used to make me sick when he'd talk about how he has so much to get to, and what he meant was he so many clips from other shows that J.D. pulled for him to talk about. Then Mr. Originality would talk about youtube stealing other people's stuff for content.

    He used to know how to create radio gold. But he turned into a guy who decided that it was easier to just sell out and coast.
     
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    Yesterday was a good example of that. Howard kept saying he had all kinds of great things to play, then wasted several minutes playing sound bites of fake Mitt Romney responding to questions and Hillary Clinton coughing. He was clearly just killing time because he had NOTHING planned or prepared.
     
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    I was listening this morning to the replay of yesterday's opening (which I missed) and that is what spurred it in my mind. Then I recalled that he says that shit every morning
     
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    Well when your life exist solely to finger fuck kittens and take asinine pics...
     
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