Howard has to book Michael Phelps

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    SI did an article about Phelps rehab and depression. Phelps apparently not only hooked up with a Dominatrix where she performed acts on him while he was wearing lingerie, he also dated an Intersex person who was born with a cock but not balls and had internal female organs. Now Phelps is engaged to an actual woman. Phelps is probably Bi and his background had a lot to it. His father abandoned him and his mother was a domineering, controlling woman. A man born with a cock and no balls is right up Howard's alley.

    Phelps faced a some setbacks in rehab, most notably last November when his self-proclaimed former flame Taylor Lianne Chandler came forward and revealed graphic details of their alleged sex life.

    Chadler, who is intersex and was born with male genitalia but no testicles, claimed the two met on Tinder and detailed one wild sex romp between the pair during a Baltimore Ravens game in a bathroom.

    Then in March, plus-sized dominatrix Kim Petro gave a story to The National Enquirer claiming that Phelps gave her a $900 'donation' for her to come to his hotel in February 2013 and allegedly engage in explicit acts with the swimmer while he was wearing 'skimpy women's underwear.'

    By this time however Phelps was a changed man, having finished his 45 days in treatment and given up alcohol until after the Rio Olympics as he tries to add to his 18 gold medals - another Olympic record.

    His coaches say he is in better shape than he has been in his life according to those around him, and he currently holds the record this year for three separate events despite the fact that he was banned from the World Championships because of his arrest.

    And his personal life is going well too, having proposed to Johnson in March as the pair drove to his training center in Colorado.

    'I’m back to being the little kid who once said anything is possible,' said Phelps.

    'You’re going to see a different me than you saw in any of the other Olympics


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  2. Lemmy

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    Didn't phelps do an ad for subway? Where does that company find these freak shows?!?
     
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    He has a type. Live and let live. You go Aquaman!
     
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    That kinda makes me like him more - the freaky sex life, not the rehab.

    Also, does anyone else get Phelps and Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad mixed up in their head?

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    Why would phelps stoop to doing Howard?
     
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    Even Caitlyn Jenner is horrified by this freak.
     
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    No chance he'll ever do THSS....his mom controls his PR. Sounds like Phelps goes off the deep end when Mom isn't around though...yikes!
     
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    Warning sign to women, when your future husband goes out with a guy who has a cock and no balls and wears women lingerie you might want to think twice before marrying him.

    Nicole Johnson, Phelps fiance

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    I'm beginning To think it's more common than you think. :chair:
     
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    I think swimming athletes both male and female suffer from sexual abuse from their coaches in their youth. Phelps never said that happen to him but your always reading stories about these coaches.
     
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    I can out swim michael phelps robin [​IMG]
     
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    The intersex is confusing me.....
     
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    I'm a big Michael Phelps fan. People have been calling him gay for years. Never been a shred of evidence to substantiate the claim. Even if it's true, let the poor guy get his freak on. He's won more gold medals than anyone on the planet by like 10. Olympians get to be as weird as they want.
     
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    I don't think I could handle Howard's gleeful curiosity about Phelps' sexual experiences. There would lots of cock talk.
     
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    Howard already had the "intersex" person on the show, here's the 1st paragraph from the recap on Marksfriggin:

    Taylor Chandler Visits. 01/06/15. 9:30am
    Howard said Taylor Chandler is coming in next. Howard said Taylor has very large breasts. she's got 34 DDD. Taylor said that she used to be bigger. Howard said that he's glad Taylor is there. Howard said she's been in the news a lot lately. Howard said she's in the news because of Michael Phelps. Howard said she claims that she was having sex with Phelps. Taylor said that's right. Howard said that the story came out that she was banging Phelps. Howard said Taylor is ''intersex'' which means she was born with both genders. Howard said she was born both male and female. Taylor said that she has a penis and it was sewed shut. She said that she has a vagina on the penis. She said when she was a baby it was very tiny. She said it was a tiny vagina. Howard said inside that is a uterus. Taylor said that's right. Howard asked if she could get pregnant. She said she didn't have ovaries. She said she didn't have testicles either. She said she was shit out of luck.
     
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    phelps is asshole
     
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    His professional life is at a noine but his personal life is at a two.