Howard hates airbrushing & Beth in FHM from 2002

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  1. Nemo

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    -From 01-29-02 Stern show
    Sterns discusses "The World's Dumbest Stripper" (later to become 'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea Ownbey)
    Stern hates airbrushing....
    [video=youtube;fXcUm4l9M2M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcUm4l9M2M&feature=plcp[/video]


    -also from 01-29-02 Stern show
    Howard Stern discusses Beth in upcoming FHM
    (not so random) caller lets Stern give out a nice fat plug for Beth in FHM.
    Howard obsesses about FHM making lots of money. Wonders if he can take pictures of Beth and make $10,000,000....:jj:
    Doesn't want FHM to make it all about him. Wiggy and Beth have a private relationship.....they don't want to be a famous couple....:jj:

    [video=youtube;oD9NQGfm5W4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD9NQGfm5W4&feature=plcp[/video]



    -one month later
    of course FHM made it all about Howard.....just like he had hoped...:jj:


    Robin Quivers Reads Beth Ostrosky's FHM Article
    (thanks to HORSETOOTHED)
    [video=youtube;GH8zBSIi2MM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH8zBSIi2MM[/video]
    :lol:
     
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    In defense of Andrea.......Feeling dirty already...When they found her in Vegas and made her Miss Hamptons......She was beautiful.....She fucked herself up with the fake tits, Teeth etc.
     
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    fhm was in the preliminary stages of bankruptcy, howard offered beth for a cross promotion deal to enhance Beth, and to forestall the eventual bankruptcy of the co.
     
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    Howard loves everthing he use to hate. That is why I now hate him. :facepalm:
     
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    That's funny. Per Howard, FHM called and said "We hear you're a model". This is in 2002. She obviously was never a modoe before she met Howard. If she was, they would not have said that.
     
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    Obviously they had never seen this gem.

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    Two average looking chicks.........
     
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    Howard has always been a greedy lazy liar.
    The plan was always to be a famous couple.
    Beth was easily mold-able and desperately wanted to be famous.
    Wiggy didn't like Robins reading of FHM.

    Stern employees and callers goofing on Howard and Beth.......NOT tolerated anymore...:jj:
     
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    listening to old 2002 shows, you hear sooo many quotes of Howard that paint him out to be the humungous hypocrite he is today. I just happened to be sitting in front of my computer when i heard the one that is my signature.

    Serial liar, you say? :coffee:
     
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    If only the show was uncensored.

    I'd love to hear Benjie, Shuli, Bababooey and all Howard's employees goof on Howard's hypocrisy. If there was still freedom of expression and laughter, Howard wouldn't come across as such a pompous geezer.

    Unfortunately, it isn't a comedy show anymore. It's now about the Grand Bloviator reminiscing about his past accomplishments, protecting his sham marriage and halfwit wife, and justifying his overblown salary.

    Perhaps, before the show finally ends, some of Howard's employees will feel compelled to get in a couple of jokes here and there about Howard's dishonesty.
     
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    that was one thing i really liked about Bubba's show. there were no sacred cows. when he fucked up (often) they could be relentless.
     
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    exactly!!! well said!!!!!
     
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    Jackie,John and Billy west for one show no holds barred would be a blood bath and probably the best radio in history.
     
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    "A picture of you and Beth looks like a kidnapping"
    -From Robins reading
    Too funny!
     
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    This one of robins best moments, I remember laughing so hard when this first aired!
     
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    Beth never had implants either. :c
     

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    Howard hated airbrushing until he "mastered" photoshop and his wife started making a hard push to middle age.
     
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    Right on!!!!!
     
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    And a pissed "Your not my Bro" Artie........
     
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    At this point, I expect that for every statement Howard has made there is an opposite statement made by Howard in the past. I want to be surprised, but Im not.