Howard hates blowjobs.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Morrisb, Mar 24, 2013.

  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Normal? Beth offers. He's "just not that into it". :rolleye:
     
  2. tHISisKiSSeL

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    horse teeth
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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  4. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Her big ass mouth makes his pecker look extra tiny.
     
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    Anyone want to share their worst BJ story?
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Dated an 18 yr old with braces when I was 20...it was like stickin' it into a meat grindah. :facepalm:
     
  7. Morrisb

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    lol I hate when chicks use hands.
     
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    He'd enjoys blowjobs from men, not women. That's where the issue lies.
     
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    Howard loved blow jobs until his shrink brainwashed Howard that BJs are degrading.

    I sometimes wonder if Beth is fucking the shrink. The shrink have got Howard to believe that its normal for a married girl to go out and party alone all the time. "Beth have to have he own life". The shrink got Howard to accept 4 cats. The shrink got Howard to think BJ are degrading.

    Howard now believes that women don't want foreplay. "They just want you to put it in". Since Howard comes within a minute, it have to be wonderful for them who fucks him...

    or: Everything is a lie. Beth have ordered Howard not to talk about their sex life so he just make shit up.
     
  10. beetlejosh

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    ....looks like he just finished tossing Hoo-hoo's salad.
     
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    what a greasy haired faggot.
     
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    Hates getting them.
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm sure Flunkie has dozens of them. His mouth is so tired.
     
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    Howard always says there's nothing sadder than an old queen.
     
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    Would you want these choppers scraping your junk?

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    THIS!!!

    She has one of the biggest fucking mouths I have ever seen.
     
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    If you had to fuck howard would you want foreplay? No fp means the less time spent with his creepy hands and body touching her so yeah she probably hates it.

    It seems very telling about the real state of their relationship really. When i was in a long term relationship that went sour, when there was no love, no respect, no trust left then there was no desire. I hated any intimacy with the guy i was with. But after moving on and then finding a good relationship i felt happy and alive again and surely other women have gone through similar things. So, maybe the happy wife happy life mantra she spews is truly a buncha bs? Makes you wonder..

    But i still cant stand that airhead piss ignorant cunt.
     
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    Howard hates blowjobs because Beth told him to hate them.

    Howard laughed at Gary for years for being pussywhipped. Gary is the one laughing now.
     
  19. Morrisb

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    :lol:
     
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    :jj: I've known more than one man that loved that.
    I also dated a man that loved teeth.