Howard hates his Toto toilet seat

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  1. Nemo

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    He didn't mention Toto by name but during one of the 873 GAY discussions this week with George, Howard said he didn't like his wash&dry toilet seat.
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    18-24 months ago Howard loved his Toto so much he created FAKE bits just to mention how much he loved his Toto by name. Stern even tweeted about his Toto a few times.
    This was most likely Stern making side marbles without giving Sirius their cut. Hopefully Malone catches the greedy lazy serial liar in the act and voids his contract.
    Howard Alien Stern is a man unable to tell the truth about anything and has 0.0 integrity!


    BTW Shitting is gross to Howard but must be an orgasmic sensual event for George.....because GAYS can't drop a deuce without thinking about COCK in the ass....:jj:



    updated with audio
    Twitter or Shitter....:nocheer:
    [video=youtube;m3FJHJDqN-0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3FJHJDqN-0&feature=plcp[/video]

    Power-washer...firehouse says robin...:facepalm:
    Isn't that the reason she shits in a diaper these days?
     
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    Wahh!! I spent $5K on a toilet and I don't like it!!:bigcry:
     
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    What fricking NORMAL person would even think in those terms???
     
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    :mad:
    Wiggy didn't pay for his Toto.

    A few people on the Stern staff even got free Toto toilet seats.
     
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    Much like free Nobu....
     
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    Gay is fixable.... according to Howard.
    "Listen to me world!"
    "Burden will be lifted!"
    [video=youtube;W1iMlixZ5As]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1iMlixZ5As&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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    howchie pays for nothing
     
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    Howard is just disappointed that the retractable nozzle in the seat isn't shaped like a thick black cock. We all know how much he wants one of those to squirt in his ass.
     
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    Just like everything else, Howard stopped liking it as soon as the paychecks and/or free stuff ended. Isn't it about time for him to announce that he's found another all-natural deodorant that "changed his life"?
     
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    Meanwhile, JD can't afford chester drawers.
     
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    He's been a product-placing whore for decades!







     
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    I think latest one was Trojan condoms ad placement with Gary.
     
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    use it as a water fountain :dontknow:
     
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    Durex condoms were the ones Howard needed to get for free to cheat on his wife and abandon his little girls on Long Island.... during the filming of Private Parts (A love story!)
    :lol:

    [video=youtube;Seo4k-8QDPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seo4k-8QDPs[/video]
    [video=youtube;eCKM1908Pvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKM1908Pvo[/video]

    Sounds like a guilty man to trying to hard to spin :lol:
     
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    ralph and howard had sex :eek:
     
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    As Riley called it, "a $5000 gilded shit throne"
     
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    Howard should never look a gift horse in the mouth. :nono:
     
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    Chester drawers? :wtf:
     
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    Howchie should have gotten Moen faucets like Big Black