That Howard, he really is hilarious, right? Look, he's dancing with a dude again and salivating over watching a dude get a blowjob! Marksfriggin run down: Howard said he was talking to that guy and he was really interesting. Howard said then he asked what his name is. He said it was Orlando Bloom. Howard said he had no idea. Howard said they were ''dude'ing'' and all of that. Howard said the guy is so handsome. He said he said to him it must be tough for him to be there. He said he hasn't gotten laid or a blow job in a half hour. He said Orlando said he's right. Howard said Whitney Cummings was there so he asked her to take Orlando somewhere and blow him. He said it was very funny. Howard said they were very nice people. Howard said he knows Orlando Bloom but he never really sees his movies. Howard said he thinks he saw one of the Lord of the Rings movies. Howard said he's a really nice guy. Howard said there was dancing going on. He said he likes to dance. Howard said he doesn't want to be a douche. He said he wanted to go home and sleep. He said Beth wanted to stay but as soon as they got back to their place her head hit the pillow and she was out. Howard said he dances. He said Jimmy doesn't dance so he dances with Jimmy's wife. Howard said he danced and Sia was there singing. He said it was very romantic. Howard said he grabbed Orlando and danced with him. He said Orlando grabbed him so tight. He said that even Beth was saying that he's a really handsome dude. Robin said there is no dispute about that. Howard said Orlando knows it too. Howard said he loves Justin and he told Jennifer she's very lucky. Howard said he talked about his abs and ass. Howard said he was giddy over him. Howard said Orlando Bloom blows him away though. Robin said now she knows Howard's type. Howard said he said all of that about Justin to make Orlando jealous.