Howard having gay fantasies (again) at the wedding

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    That Howard, he really is hilarious, right? Look, he's dancing with a dude again and salivating over watching a dude get a blowjob!

    Marksfriggin run down:
    Howard said he was talking to that guy and he was really interesting. Howard said then he asked what his name is. He said it was Orlando Bloom. Howard said he had no idea. Howard said they were ''dude'ing'' and all of that. Howard said the guy is so handsome. He said he said to him it must be tough for him to be there. He said he hasn't gotten laid or a blow job in a half hour. He said Orlando said he's right. Howard said Whitney Cummings was there so he asked her to take Orlando somewhere and blow him. He said it was very funny. Howard said they were very nice people. Howard said he knows Orlando Bloom but he never really sees his movies. Howard said he thinks he saw one of the Lord of the Rings movies. Howard said he's a really nice guy.

    Howard said there was dancing going on. He said he likes to dance. Howard said he doesn't want to be a douche. He said he wanted to go home and sleep. He said Beth wanted to stay but as soon as they got back to their place her head hit the pillow and she was out.

    Howard said he dances. He said Jimmy doesn't dance so he dances with Jimmy's wife. Howard said he danced and Sia was there singing. He said it was very romantic. Howard said he grabbed Orlando and danced with him. He said Orlando grabbed him so tight. He said that even Beth was saying that he's a really handsome dude. Robin said there is no dispute about that. Howard said Orlando knows it too.

    Howard said he loves Justin and he told Jennifer she's very lucky. Howard said he talked about his abs and ass. Howard said he was giddy over him. Howard said Orlando Bloom blows him away though. Robin said now she knows Howard's type. Howard said he said all of that about Justin to make Orlando jealous.


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  2. WillyBest

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    :lol: "Howard said."
     
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    He has some explaining to do (to Ralph).
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Howard said he wanted to eat the corn pieces out of Orlando Bloom's poop. Howard said he wanted to play soggy biscuits with Orlando Bloom, Howard said that Beth said that she wanted to watch him blow Orlando Bloom
     
  5. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He had a sticky pair of Tommy John's that day.
     
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    Who is Orlano Bloom and why is he famous?
     
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    I have a feeling Howard is saying all that as a goof against those who think he is gay. If he really was gay, would he flaunt it this much?
     
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    No wonder he so wanted to get in good with Taylor Swift. I think she lives in the same building as Orlando Bloom. If he and Beth got to be friends with with Tay-Tay, he could sneak over to Orlando's apartment when Taylor and Beth were mesmerized by Taylor's cats.
     
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    I thought he was a second baseman who used to play for the LA Angels, until I looked him up and found out that was Orlando Hudson.
     
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    Don't you know? He's "evolved".
     
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    he is a handsome fella

    not in a manly way--like tom selleck is


    i'm straight, honest
     
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    Howard said that he said something about saying "said" , then Howard said Beth said that Orlando said, "he said" and Howard said "he said that to me too!", Howard then said that he says alot of things, and that was about all he said...
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. I'm sure that's it. He's been saying these things for 25 yrs. Long ruse.
     
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    Guys who act gay for "humor" are, more often than not, usually gay or bi curious. It's their way of coming out without having to actually say it... :grad:
     
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    Looks like Howard made the wedding all about himself. Always has to be the center of attention.
     
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    I can only imagine how flattered Orlando is :rolleyes:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Orlando is straight, but I always say, no quality, self-respecting gay man would go near Howard. A fact that must make him cry while he pulls at his taffy.
     
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    He stared in 20 hours of movies about Hobbits and 12 hours of movies about pirates.
     
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    Did you hear that Howard asked Orlando if he was going through withdrawals, cause he's used to being blown every 30 min?! And the guy agreed?!

    Well if you didn't hear that gem, no worries. Howard tells that story 3x in the first 2 hours. He was really proud of himself for flirting with Orlando. :suicide:
     
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    And what exactly is the joke?

    He's a "straight" guy going for laughs by lusting after another straight guy's abs and ass during a wedding speech, then asking another straight guy to join him onstage and take all his clothes off so they an admire his body, then dancing with that same straight guy that he's been sexualizing and flirting with all night.

    The joke is that Howard is pretending to be gay when we all know he isn't, right? And he's just doing things that gay guys do for laughs, right? Isn't this gay bit basically blackface? Wouldn't Howard call it gay bashing if somebody else was doing it?

    I wonder how tablemates Ellen and Portia (not to mention every other discerning person in the room) reacted to Howard doing gayface all night?