Howard having germaphobe and OCD is total bullshit. He is touching everyone on AGT.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

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    It's always been BULLSHIT.

    Another thing he copied from other douchebag celebrities who want to seem afflicted and tortured and eccentric.

    Someone afflicted with OCD (if it even exists) wouldn't have spent decades touching dirty strippers and porn stars (i.e. prostitues) and the rest of the fringes of society that have been parading through his studios.

    Someone with OCD wouldn't tolerate the filthy studio conditions he's worked in for decades. Remember when there was actually something growing out of Fred's console? They're ALL pigs on the show. They don't clean up after themselves. They don't keep their own equipment or areas clean. No one with OCD and Howard's power would tolerate this if they actually had a problem with it.

    And no one with OCD would let dirtbags like Richard Christy (and a hundred other filthy bums who have worked on the show) be the way they are. Every company has hygeine standards and clauses you agree to while working for them. Howard could make his own (even more strict) if he wanted to. He doesn't because he doesn't care.

    It's all fake and always has been.

    Howard, Howie Mandel, Donald Trump and the rest of these assholes....the celebrity du jour affliction......
     
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    And LMFAO @ Howie Mandell back when he was claiming he even shaved his head because it was "clean" and compelled by his OCD.

    You're bald you fucking closet case faggot!

    You lost your hair. You only shaved what was left of it chrome dome.
     
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    I think he might be a germaphobe. But, just as a hooker despises men yet sells her soul and sucks cocks for a living, Howie let's the 'fans' touch him so he looks like a 'people' kinda guy. I bet he goes home and douches.
     
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    his doctor got rid of it for him! Dr Sarno or whatever his name is
     
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    i knew it was BS long ago when there was porn shoot in his chair and he kept using it
     
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    What's worse....Howard thinks that saying he is a germaphobe is "good radio"

    Idiot
     
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    He is absolutely not a germaphobe.
    He would not be able to touch all those people who were standing in line to get into AGT, he wouldn't be able to go onstage and be all touchy feely with the sweaty contestants up there. A germaphobe would avoid that like the plague.
    It really is debilitating and at times hard to hide.
     
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    Remember after the divorce and Howard was going to Scores a lot with Ronnie, Fred, Ralph, et al?
    He once complained that one of the strippers giving him a lap dance hadn't cleaned her ass properly.
    He said he could smell "doody" while she was sticking her ass in his face.

    If he really was germaphobic that would have sent him screaming out of that plush dive. Strippers are generally the filthiest women I've ever known.
    Their idea of sanitary is to slap on more cheap ass-perfume & to use a tampon with the string not showing.
     
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    I remember when he did something in his studio bathroom that required him to wipe his asshole. He returned to his console without even a mention of handwashing or lotioning. It was sickening.

    That said, germophobes can shake a bunch of hands, keep their fingers off their face, and then lotion discreetly at an opportune time.
     
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    Everything Howard knows about proper ass cleaning he learned from Tiny Tim.

    [video=youtube;aq8JM4DvYlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq8JM4DvYlI[/video]
     
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    He stole the germ thing from Howie and Tiny Tim and the neurotic Jew thing from Richard Lewis.
     
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    Yes!
    Only Howard made it unfunny.
     
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    I'm sure he'll write a piece for Vanity Fair about round the clock sessions with his shrink to allow him to touch other humans. :rolleye2:
     
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    EVERYTHING about Howie is fake. The internet has brought a lot of liers and posers to justice :facepalm:
     
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    Next we'll find out he never served in Nam.....is nothing sacred??
     
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    His desire for MAIN STREAM recognition again is more powerful than any fear of germs.
     
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