Howard: Heidi Klum invited me to her halloween party but Im not going

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I bet its not because he hates Halloween.

    It's because Heidi will invite actual real models that will make Beff look like shit next to them.
     
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    Murcielago Overserved Gold

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    When the original guy couldn't make it, she needed Howie to wear the Scarecrow costume.
     
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    Did she make the party in his honor?
     
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    :lol: Excellent point!
     
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    No shit!

    She'll ask Beth in front of a group of seasoned high fashion veterans, "So we hear you worked in Europe, where did you model at?" :giggle:

    Would he dive in to save her, or send in Ronnie?
     
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    I think he smells a set-up. If he goes the whole thing will pan out like that Brady Bunch scene posted earlier where everyone is laughing at Jan's wig.
     
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    "I could always go in black face and pretend to be Seal, Robin."
     
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    Howard won't go because inevitably at around 9 pm he is going to be extremely tired and end up going home by herself, while Beth stays there and parties until some crazy hour in the morning.

    Last thing Howard wants is yet another night spent alone worrying that Beth is having too much fun getting wasted with Hiede's attractive "age appropriate" friends
     
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    This is 100% about Heidi snubbing Wiggy about coming on his show "Heidi could you please come on my show we'd love to have you I promise not to talk about Seal Heidi please".

    Good for her, she's bigger than his shit cable access radio show -- not by much, but in terms of pop culture she's a much bigger name and doesn't need to give relics like him the time of day. (I could care less about her btw, she's too old for my tastes but thrilled to see Wiggy's ego bruised)
     
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    they invited them because they have the best real life costumes. a mummy and the joker.
     
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    An excuse for Beth to dress up as a whooore............. he's going
     
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    Heidi figured invite Howard so Beff will automatically be there to pull the kids around on the hay wagon.
     
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    "Oh...you know...around!" *nervous laugh*
     
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    Heidi's like "Howard, come out to plaaaaay"


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    ...and Howard's like :scared:
     
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    Photo by Howard [​IMG]
     
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    I doubt if she really invited him, unless it was in return for the dinner at his house. This way she'd have other people to talk to instead of being tied to Wiggy and the bimbo. It's probably just another invitation he made up to make himself seem important and cool.
     
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    Wonder if she will wear this costume again?

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    That party always gets press. I bet Oates will be there sans Wiggie
     
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    Slutty bride?