howard~"hey wise up jay the #1 show is americas got talent"

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...wow howard agt is fucking weak. if youre proud of being #1 as a cast member and provocateur of talent of a bunch of nobodys then a hearty congratulations. we should all bow and call you hercules. :bow:

    just heard the quote he and beth were wondering if theyre actually married. heh cracks in the oakwood.
     
  2. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Howard was really bragging about the fact that the primetime show he is a cast member of (which dropped 20% since he joined) gets beeter ratings than a late night show?

    Remember when he used to bust Vinnie's chops for finding ways to brag about letterman's ratings?
     
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    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    There was a time when Howard would clown gay shit like AGT unmercifully.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...his audacity has reached new heights because its all so real and meaningful to him. hes full of himself.
     
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    Get off my STAGE!!!
     
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    U never see jay leno's wife EVER.. Except maybe on a new years eve tonight show... Beth is everywhere!!! Using howchie.. Jay wins!!!
     
  7. BethSucks

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    His comparisons get weaker and weaker and his star fades. Justifying his lengthy morning radio show vacations by comparing it to an HBO drama series schedule and now comparing a late night TV talk show to his prime time summer replacement borefest.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    If ratings are everything, I would appreciate a discussion about his wife's show having numbers so low that they don't even make it to the bottom of the charts.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...lenos funny and shows up for work everyday because its a talk show with a monolouge hightlighting current events, then jay does terrible interviews with main stream celebs. nobody is really giving howard interviews, theres no push in the show anymore like the good old days
     
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    I never watched AGT but caught it last week :facepalm:

    How can he be proud of that mess?
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its like everything is manufactured bullshit. his fans, his popularity, wife, microwave mansion. hes become pathetic and doesnt know when to take a cue from mark and bryan.
     
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    this is a familiar trope with Stern fans

    tho it's always great to hear it again for
    the 10,000th time :sarcastic:
     
  13. MarvelComics85

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    Hah! Howard reaches new levels of pompous every day. He's like Mancow, one of the biggest blowhards in the country that no one cares about. And he expects those people to bow before him, because he's such an entity. The same title Sal called him, but got reamed for it.

    [video=youtube;5t7-y8nFOMo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7-y8nFOMo[/video]
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you have a respectable grasp of accounting.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Anyone remember that star tripping clown on Fridays?
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thats 3 eyes for every monitor moonbeams, i did the math. :c
     
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    But as she does not want tobe famous, it does'nt matter, the method is in the madness with those 2 fucking self absorbed nut jobs
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...ut ohh....thats 10,001.
     
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    I'm trying to catch up on old shows that I've missed again, I was just listening to the June 13 show. Some caller brought up AGT and after going on and on, the guy asked if it was #1? He raved about what a success it is and that it's the #1 show. About 10 minutes earlier he said that Beth asked him if he was planning a second season and he said no because of the difficult schedule. So he's willing to walk away from the "#1" show on TV because he needs to do some traveling on a privet jet during his multiple vacations? :rolleye:
     
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    Howard's chin is starting to get as big as jays. Why not? His ego and his nose are already bigger than jays.