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  1. Dump Button

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    Thought I would share this audio of today’s show among the Saloon members

    From what Howard says it seems like this the usual at the Stern compound and/or NYC penthouse

    Instead of his basement to ignore personal relationships, Howard has now evolved to using the iPad to ignore loved ones

    Thoughts? (Please show all work)

    [video=youtube_share;B--8s_uJKsE]http://youtu.be/B--8s_uJKsE[/video]
     
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  2. Tranquil

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    He actually likes the mini iPad? Isn't that a cheaper smaller version of the iPad?

    I bet if Apple introduced the mini iPad first, and then came out with the regular, Howard would be all over the regular.

    "it just makes sense, bigger is always better, just like beer can size cock."
     
  3. Dainty Jainty

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    UGH! I'm just so disgusted by his demand to get the season from the network and Gary falling over himself to get it for him.

    Fuck Howard! Why should he be entitled to get it!??

    By the way, who the hell said, "There's three more" at the 1:02 mark? Shuli? Thanks for the invaluable contribution to the conversation, you boring fuck!
     
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    That would be the "Blow Job King's" voice at the 1:02 mark
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    well at least HS has almost no loved ones left now.
    he had a family who wanted his love when he hid in the basement but it seems like they've all left and/or given up on him. beth is just there to collect. the parents are losing it.

    who loves or is loved by HS aymore?
     
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    For some reason I get the sense that his iPad smells like baby wipes, Kleenex lotion, baklava and DDT
     
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    maybe he's not lying about the 80 blowjobs. it's just that they came from 8 year olds.
     
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    I like how only sites he visits are his babysitter porn site and apple.com. :jj: What the fuck do you do on apple.com?
     
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    Hi Howard....How does this look on your mini?
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  10. Dainty Jainty

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    His eyes aren't even smiling in that gif. Fake laughter all the way.
     
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    that's the last on a long list of fakes in that gif. :ohnoes:
     
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    As an oral professional, that gif must terrify you!

    Amazing that the flesh color of his top denture is Sooooo bad!
     
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    that's not a denture, tho the teeth are all fake, those are his gums.
     
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    Oh christ, that's even more terrifying!!
     
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    i know!!!!

    and it is so apparent to me that he is missing his two front teeth, not that I ever doubted it before these tombstones. :facepalm:


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