Howard: "I ate a bushel of nuts, raisins and grapes and still gained 4 lbs"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im so sick of Howard complaining about how much he runs, how little he eats
    and how flabby his ass is and how he has a gunt. He complains more than any women I know.
    So tired of it. Man up bitch!

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    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    Tweet him about it like I just did.
     
  3. Wonder Trash

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    I'm shocked he hasn't sued his trainer after all these years of failure.
     
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    He needs to sue his hair stylist, clothes stylist, and psychiatrist first.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    Eat bushel of dicks Wiggie.
     
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    he wants the skinny rock start look, like mick jagger.
     
  8. j shmuck

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    Howard is demonstrating the same behavior as an anorexic teenage girl.

    A 6 foot 5 man weighing 190 11bs is severly emaciated. He is turning into a skeleton and it shows.

    The fact that he is always getting lightheaded is a direct result of him starving himself.

    The poor guy is one sick cookie. When eating grapes and nuts make you feel guilty you have problems. For all he's paying his psychyatrist you would think he would be able to overcome these sick thoughts
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    if his loose skin bugs him so much, get it cut off already.
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    I think the shrink already cornered the market on this...:coffee:
     
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    Howard isn't fat. He is out of shape. All the dieting in the world won't change that.
     
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    i'm 6'2", 195-200 pounds and i look awesome. howard - 6'5", 190? WAY too skinny
     
  13. PI Nate

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    Im 5'9 205 and not fat, he's a friggin bean pole. I'd snap that spaghetti armed girl over my knee...
     
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    The more weight he tries to lose, the worse he looks. Sagging skin is unattractive.
     
  15. killallposers

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    he's lucky he didn't lose all control and go for his most sinful pleasure of a frozen banana. this moron eats twigs and berries and wonders why he can't put on any muscle.
     
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    This. Besides the sugars from the fruit might be messing with his glycemic index.
     
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    He's in shape, unfortunately for him that shape is a pear.
     
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    yes. a shriveled, old, ugly, jewish, female pear.
     
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    Howard claims to workout--if so, he should have no problem eating 2,500 to almost 3,000 calories per day.

    Based on the way he talks, it sounds like he's eating maybe 1,500 calories or so a day--if that's the case AND he's working out (cardio), his body is actually "eating" his muscle tissue at this point, which is why he looks the way he looks.

    That being said, I'm guessing that while he starves himself at breakfast and lunch, he's eating dinner out (or having it brought in) every night, which is screwing him up (too much sodium, not enough nutrition via fresh vegetables etc.).

    Just speculating, but I know plenty of guys/families that live this lifestyle (LI jews don't like to cook) and they all look like Howard/shit.

    To give you an idea of what I'm talking about, I know a woman whose son has a second job as a chinese food delivery guy in a predominantly jewish neighborhood--he works 3 nights a week, 4 hours a night and never clears LESS than $1,000--in the winter, he can make $500 a night! No shit...
     
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    shame because those cargo pants that got so cruelly pushed to the back of the closet could have really come in handy for storing all those nuts and berries :lmao: