Howard: "I cant believe I have to go to a polling place to vote Robin. I'm famous."

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Hey dipshit, its called voting by absentee ballot. It's simple to do.
    Just fill out the form on the back of your sample ballot and click the box Always Vote Absentee.

    I do it and im not famous.

    I do it cuz my polling place is run by a ton of confused, slow, elderly people who have nothing better to do.
    And i have no patience for them.
     
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    wiggy aint going to stand online anywhere
     
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    "I'm famous" :rofl: Douchebag actually thinks he's famous just because Mariann the cunt and Bobo the retard think you're famous and lick your balls like there's no tomorrow doesn't mean you're famous. Dick. Fag

    Of all the douchiest things he's said and there are many, this might be the douchiest. After "Beth is an angel","Beth doesn't smell,shit,fart and gets hid on where ever she goes" (yet another lie :rolleyes:) and "I invented everything".
     
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    Howard don't vote...never has!
     
  5. MarvelComics85

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    Methinks he's overcompensating his irrelevance by being a pompous ass. He's gone full mental.
     
  6. WillyBest

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    Me too! I voted two weeks ago.

    Howard is a tool.
     
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    Howchie blends right in with that Soul Glow TM wig.

    I had to study the photo for hours to find him. It's like a Where's Waldo of weaves!
     
  9. GaryPuppet

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    Howard is still registered to vote in Roosevelt? :lol:
     
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    Gary, did Howard actually say that or are you creating a goofy sentence with quotation marks around it? :dontknow:
     
  11. 1Vegasgirl

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    What type of line is that really????
     
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    That must be the "Obama's gonna pay my mortage" line.
     
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    They are all black, so it is either a welfare line or food stamp line
     
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    Howard would not know how to engage in a regular conversation. The prerequisite for howard's participation is a residence in the ghaymptons, 250 million bones and or hiring capabilities at hgtv
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Welfare, food stamp, anything for free....take your pick
     
  16. Bye You!

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    oh, that makes me feel better. Must be a cheese line.
     
  17. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    That is one of the lines for early voting in Florida.
     
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    now i know that's a lie.
     
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    He thinks about MLK daily.
     
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    i'd love to give literacy tests to this crew...;)