Howard: "I drive all the time. My Audi doesnt even have 4,000 miles on it"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "I drive my wife to the nail salon every week"
     
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    They live in NYC. Why can't she walk?
     
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    i winder if Beth knows how to drive.

    He said he had two cars, but didn't mention her having one.
     
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    i think she's keeping her butt parked in the hamptons so she can claim it's her primary residence when she divorces the freak of nature.
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Beth has a Mercedes SUV, that's what she took the boxed up bird out of in the famous bird release video.
     
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    he said that's his. The one that looks almost exactly like the mercedes driven by the high ranking members of the third reich. IMO.
     
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    First of all Howard does not drive in Manhattan. I doubt he drives in the Hamptons either, I guess there must be Korean nail salons for the low budget Hamptonites that don't want to pay for someone to come to their home to do it. 4000 miles on a car is like 77 miles a week in a year.

    He's such a liar that he chooses to lie about stupid insignificant shit just for the sake of lying.
     
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    :winner:

    The clock is ticking. It's five years come October.
     
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    Bought a new KIA March '12.....Today 21,500 mile......Piss off Hamptons
     
  11. Quite Frankly

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    That's code for "I drive my-SELF to the nail salon" for a mani pedi, so I can look sexy for my squeeze Ralphie for our down low Thursday afternoon love-making sessions in Jersey City (in the pad I put him up in).
     
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    i just sold my '99 corolla. bought it with ~80K on it, just sold it with ~280K. in five years. i drive 80 miles each way to work. fuck you howard.
     
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    The gigantic whorse must have thrush.........Kopertox should take care of it . I never see men waiting for their wives at the nail salon.EVER..but she just gets a 10 min manicure. Cunt could never pull off gels with those huge man hands..She waxes too much ..Looks like tranny skin..all shiny and damaged. But CUNTY swears she's the real deal..

    Remember when HS would foot worship Pammerla Andiiirson. Her cute little size nothings with jewels and adornments...Moose's foot is larger than my 6'3" soon to be ex-husbands foot.. he wears an 11..Moose is a 13.:giggle: and Moose is maybe 5'9"...maybe.. The guy that does the Bethfanpage has a pic of her standing next to 5'10 Carson from queer eye.. she's 5'8.:giggle: tops.. and her left leg weighs 105lbs.Hooded eye. Scary smile. Looks bad in make up no versatility.. where did this chick runway???

    One lie after another..Her entire portfolio are trashy lingerie pics.. This chick never did anything..I'll bet she got a gift certificate for the plus size cheap lingerie catalog.

    Uncomfortable fat and ugly does not a supermodoe make.........she fools no one except Stern


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    I read somewhere once that Beth can often be seen riding her bike around the Hamptons.
     
  15. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I can be seen cruising around Huntington Beach on my Argentine sporthorse...How Ironic.




    f-mutt:whythelongface?::whythelongface?::whythelongface?:
     
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    I love reading your posts! They always make me laugh. :cheer:
     
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    i have that pic

    lemme look...it's one of her most awkward.
     
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    Did she really do a plus-sized catalog?
     
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    it would be chaos. imagine: every man beth walks by would immediately start masturbating furiously.
     
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    she's a lot taller than he is

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