Howard, "I get at least one movie offer per month."

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  1. Phantom Lord

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    Sure. During the Bradley Cooper interview Howard admitted to getting a movie offer every month. He said most of them would have him as the lead.

    Lets see, major Hollywood studios would offer someone a leading role who acted once...back in 1996...playing himself. Not only that, but playing the lead and carrying a major motion picture.

    It gets worse. Bradley then asked Howard what movies he has turned down. Stern said he didn't want to name them. Really? Doesn't almost every celebrity interview Howard conduct have the prerequisite moment where he says, "I have a list of movies you turned down. So Bill Murray, why did you turn down Animal House?"

    As far as I know, you can't get sued for talking about a movie you turned down. If Howard was offered all these movies why wont he name just one? Oh wait, he did one time. He was offered to play a DJ in Halloween 6 in 1995 which had about 5 minutes of screen time. I do believe that one.
     
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    He's a sad man.
     
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    Howard lies :grad:
     
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    Yes, every studio in Hollywood is clambering for a 61 year old pelican.
     
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    Yes, I do believe he had offer to play Larry David's older brother in a movie.
     
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    Lying mother fucker!
     
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    He just needs to lose a few more pounds.



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    He's so full of crap. So over this Wig.
     
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    He couldn't even get the lead in some twink porn. He would have to play the creepy grandfather.
     
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    Howard, "I get at least one movie offer per month."

     
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    ...and they say larry king is a big liar claiming he knows or knew everybody. somebody mentioned it in another thread but howards got these friends, john faveraue, jj abrams, dax sheppard, justin theraue, courtney cox, seth rogan, all of these people have produced and or directed movies. people want to work with bradley cooper or robert dinero because they care about the craft and they want to work. howard would go on set an act like a princess who had to sleep with a pea under her matress. who needs that. plus the huge payday this no talent poopie joke jackoff brings in his contract. what am i the crazy one?
     
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    He couldn't even produce the movies he supposedly had the rights too. He's all talk.
     
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    He's a lying liar who lies.
     
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    The besht offer you got was to to do some voice over work, right Howard??
     
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