Howard: "I got a free lunch at the place Robin"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    '"Beth only ordered a smoothie. I said we're getting a free lunch. Order everything on the menu.
    I lost 15 lbs. I was in full diet mode. I only ordered grilled salmon. Nothing else."

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    Schnorrer. : oy::oy2:
     
  3. BethSucks

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    Howard must have shit when the main course at the wedding dinner was rib-eye. I thought no one with anything going on still ate red meat. Jimmy must be a two time loser because only an incosiderate asshole has a wedding in the summer.
     
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    :lol:
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...best part of all the wedding talk was howard saying how he didnt realise that he wasnt jimmys number 1 bro, how jimmy looked like he had a bunch of friends that were really tight with him. fucking old coot he just doesnt get it.
     
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    How can you eat a cow Robin? They're so cute.
     
  7. BethSucks

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    I wonder if he goes into the grieving cows bullshit when everyone else is commenting on how good the steak is and he has an empty place setting in front of him.
     
  8. BethSucks

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    Just like all those parties in Howard's honor that Jimmy has every month even when Howard is in NYC. "Robin, Jimmy had another party in my honor this weekend, I just wasn't there."
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

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    Jesus, that's so fucking douchey when he says that. "In my honor". What a fucking homo.
     
  10. CCMaguire

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    Multimillionaire using a free lunch voucher. Pathetic.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ..."its free beth, order everything on the menu".
     
  12. Anfkid

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    i really hate him. he's such a god dammed woman. no. that's an insult to a woman. what can i call him?! fuck he's so anti man.
     
  13. Ruffypup

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    Howard thought he stayed in a dump. Did you know his room wasn't ready?
     
  14. Bye You!

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    A praying mantis?

    No, that's an insult to them, too.

    He is in a super mega douchebag class all his own.
     
  15. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh! The humanity! :facepalm:

    Dollars to donuts, the words "do you know who I am?" were uttered.
     
  16. Ruffypup

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    FTR... Howard told everyone and I mean EVERYONE that his room wasn't ready :grad:
     
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    But he can wear a leather jacket and Beth can have a leather bag. How do you spell hypocrite? S-T-E-R-N.
     
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    Eunuch? :dontknow:
     
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    Castrati?
     
  20. CCMaguire

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    Kimmel was driving around on a golf cart, trying to enjoy himself and he knew. "I heard your rooms not ready."