Howard: "I got to lose 7 pounds before next week"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Gary tell my assistant to get me some carrots"


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  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Did he really say that?
     
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    Gary don't forget to count my cashews.
     
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    MissKitty Meow

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    Why can't his therapist help him? Unless that is a lie also. So if you are busy going all the time then you can't be asked to do anything...
     
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  7. Chuck Kongo

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    He could drop a few pounds just by reducing the thickness and density of his wig.
     
  8. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    portions
     
  9. MobyDick

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    I stopped believing he went to a therapist years ago, because it just became to ridiculous that he was going there 3 days a week for over 10 years, and screaming that it wasn't doing him any good, etc. I mean that's mental ward level stuff, nobody does that. Like most stuff with Howard, when stuff gets a little too outrageous and it makes little to no sense, it most likely isn't true. So yeah, pics or it didn't happen.
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    [​IMG] worked for robin :dontknow:
     
  11. JohnnyDollar

    JohnnyDollar Racist Banned User

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    I think I lost 2-3 pounds on the toilet this morning! :yes:
     
  12. Chuck Kongo

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    If he would get all of Ralph's semen pumped from his stomach, there is probably a couple more pounds lost.
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Meatballs, huh?... I thought he'd "evolved?"

    He'd do live reads for the Nazi Party if they paid him the marbles up front.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Gary, please cut my 2oz salmon in half, and pour out half of my Poland Spring water. I hope he passes out from malnourishment.
     
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    whaaaaat a totallll faaaag
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Was it a floater or a sinker?
     
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    he should go to beth's "grandma's house" and get 7lbs of beak and loose neck skin removed again.
     
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    His therapist shares the same illness as Howard. 5000 years if in-breading in the tribe make them crazy. The therapist thinks its normal to only care about money and to show power by having the goyish count carrots and cashew nuts to Howard.

    The sad thing is that Howard would look better with 20-30 pounds + minimum weight training.

    What is wrong with Howard's personal trainer that don't teach Howard about weights and diet?
     
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    Howard's anorexia will end up killing him.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Because Howard is trying to look like a woman?