Howard: "I Hate When The Host Orders The Food"

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    So how about his wedding menu with no choices, only seafood and his holiday parties again only seafood when he is aware that many of his staff and their significant others don't eat seafood.
     
  2. WholeAssholeOut

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    doesn't he not even eat seafood now?
    he'll order a portion of almonds for everyone and a piece of fruit along with some gas-ex
     
  3. FishySausage

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    "I order food! No one else" !
     
  4. David999

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    The old man forgets the last time he jacked-off, let alone what he says on the radio :dontknow:
     
  5. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    He's LOSING it! He's hanging by a very, very thin thread and I'm lovin' every minute of it! My piss-soaked self could not give two flying, rancid shits about him.
     
  6. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Lmao!
     
  7. Herc

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    Only a total fucking asshole would not offer a meat option . . .
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Howard's idea of dinner
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    VS Mine
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  9. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    You'd think Howard would take the hint after most of his staff admitted on the air that they went to McDonalds after his wedding reception.
     
  10. sloth22

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    If it takes 2 hands to hold it's 2 portions. Put half of those back !
     
  11. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    If Howard would start smoking Cohiba's and eating prime rib I'd have more respect for him.
     
  12. Wangold

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    Didn't his wedding meal consist of scrambled eggs and truffles? What a douche!
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

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    People, please.....enough bashing Howie.

    Everyone serves scrambled eggs at a wedding and expects people to only eat seafood.
     
  14. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Oh man, prime fucking rib. I'm in the middle of a diet right now and am having dreams of eating at a place in Atlanta called The Highland Tap. Bar none the best fucking prime rib I've ever had. If you're ever in Atlanta, you gotta check the place out. Nice place, properly dressed waiters (there are guys who have worked there for years), and good prices for what you get: http://www.nnnwcorp.com/highlandtapmenupg.html

    Prime rib and a Sam Adams in a frosted glass and a nice cigar? Fucking forget about it. Personally I prefer a Romeo y Julieta, but a Cohiba will do just fine. . . .
     
  15. queerface

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    Howard is a god damn fucking idiot. It must have been hard for Beth to gnaw on her scrambled eggs in her feed bag.
     
  16. PI Nate

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    didnt he serve eggs at his wedding? :haha:
     
  17. PI Nate

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    whats your diet? I dropped 30 in 3 months by eliminating pasta, rice, bread and potatoes...:up:
     
  18. BethSucks

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    If I remember correctly it was scambled eggs with truffles, topped with caviar.
     
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    I've had the pleasure of dining there a few times. They have an awesome selection of Ports which make that cigar so much sweeter. Try their prime rib with onion rings next time you eat there. Fantastic!!!! As for cigars my personal preference is a Partigas 858 washed down with some nice dark rum.
     
  20. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Back in the 90's I went to a ski- weekend with my Uncle and many of his company's staff. Maybe 20 people. Me and my bud were on a budget and we brought weed and booze,but otherwise after lift tix and rooms, we were broke. So we go to this "big dinner party". We initially didn't want to go, just because of budget. We went, and everybody ordered whatever. I had French Onion soup and a salad, and I think my buddy had less. Meanwhile, I'm watching all of these other people eating oysters, clams Rockefeller, calamari, and then their entrees. At the end of the night, the bill comes and my Uncle announces that everyone needs to put in X amount of dollars (probably $70-80). I had a meal prices at 16.95 total. So people start bitching about our contributions. I put in $40. I basically told them to fuck off because their "agreement" was probably decided at work, and not with all of us. So, bottom line is that the host ought to make sure EVERYONE knows what the deal is. Assume nothing. That goes with ordering for everyone as well.