Howard: "I have no idea what I wrote in my two books"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    What a convenient statement Howard.

    I know youre such a busy guy, but maybe you should go back and read your own books.
     
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    Did he say that today???
     
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    Yes he did, during his interview with Michael Ian Black.


    He also said "I've come to the conclusion that "fag" is a really debilitating word to any body and thats why I dont use it."
     
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    beginning middle or end of interview?
    I missed it.
     
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    How many times has anorexic man squirmed with his tail between his legs on his phoneyass celebrity apology whoring tour????

    ...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...Please forgive me....I was going through a rough patch in my life with my marriage..I don't really mean those things..Shit, I can't remember what I wrote or said....Now can me and my wife celebrity whore with you.???
     
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    Towards the beginning. He knows nothing about Michael Ian Black, but bought a book he wrote six years ago ($11 on Amazon Prime, Robin), and for some reason kept asking question after question about essays that he hasn't read yet, and that are ancient history to this guy.
     
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    The Great Interviewer strikes again.
     
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    Sounds like he told a tall wigged tale yet again
    :facepalm:
     
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    The Great Interviewer's tactic for this one was essentially: "Who are you, and why aren't you more famous?"
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Wow. Do the Hampton's hedgefund managers and talent agents know this is what he not only said but printed in his manifesto book. This is why even though I may listen to the show, I would never buy a book or see a movie that he puts out or watch AGT. So convienent for him to have amensia; while he holds everyone else's foot to the fire unless they do something for this escort wife. He made his millions playing the provacatuer and now he wants retire and when the Kennedy Center Honors; of course he understands ARod.

    I have had that opinion about homosexuality that it is a stunted behaviorial pattern or a way of coping with not wanting to be an adult or dealing with a trauma in a lot people. I see it like domesticated cats, they never really mentally mature to their natural hunting clan mentality but stay in kitten mentality if they are not wild(not forced alla sink-or-swim.) I don't think it's something that needs to be "cured" like OCD, which can lead to an inefficienct and unfulfilling life. Maybe. I really don't look at gayness as something that should be cured, it's just the aspect of being human--like any sexuality--that I really don't want to hear about adnauseum from anyone in a everyday context. I guess everyone's sexuality is part of their identity, like your idoicyscryancies are. WTFC Now it's just my opinion and I could be 100% wrong and not well thought out by agreeing with what he wrote because I am not gay and I'm not thinking of it too deeply.
     
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    Would it kill Howard to do 20 minutes of research for once?
     
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    This explanation works better for pedophiliacs...for gay people in general not so much...
     
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    I turned the station when I heard he was interviewing this guy that I didn't recognize his name but I caught Wiggie saying he doesn't use the word "fag" because its debilitating.
    Why would he interview this guy? No name recognitiion to me and probably a lot of his listeners. Aahhh..its because THSS is now advertising for Adult Swim and this guy does voices (or writes) for that. What a schill this show has become.
     
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    pedophilliacs? Is that derived from the rectal bleeding involved?
     
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    Howard: "Hey Will, what did I tell you I read in the book that I loved?"

    Translation....Will Murray read the book and prepared notes for the wigged fraud!
     
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    Right. But I'm saying it's an honest veiw, whether wrong, that straight people have. I would say I would apply the explanation to straight people but then yeah I see your point more clearly. But I'm not putting it in a book saying that it's gospel, knowing that my millions of fans are hanging on my every word.
     
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    Jay Leno has nothing on him. Howard is such a great interviewer.
     
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    He is so busy. He couldn't even go to a Neil Young concert. He mindmapped his interview notes but nothing happened.
     
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    :lol: :rah:
     
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    first words out of Howards mouth to Black.....
    "you don't look gay to me"

    :facepalm: