Howard: "I never said i was a great fertographer"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    What an asshole.

    And no Howard, Lisa G doesnt look good on her book cover.

    Doesnt even look like the same person.

    Asshole.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    I hate him.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Right, he pays knobs like Gary to tell him he's a great photographer.
     
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    Another history re-write. He talked it up his brush tool abominations like he was the male Anne Leibovitz.:facepalm:
     
  5. itpdude

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    I'm not expert, okay. I watched that ridiculous "snow angel" bullshit that Howard shot and all I could hear, other than the Pelican giving creepy instructions like a good Jew, was rapid fire clicking from his fancy camera. The thing was probably shooting 5 frames a second.

    How much skill does it take to push a button and take a few hundred pictures in a minute? There's bound to be one decent shot in there, right?

    "Photography." It's for people who can't draw.
     
  6. Teeney

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    He said he never said he was. Then Robin responded yes you did. They started talking about Lisa G's cover and how great it looked and Howard then asked why Robin didn't ask him to shoot her book cover. She said she didn't want to ask him because he was so busy with AGT. Then he started complimenting Robin on how nice it looked and asked who the photographer was (he said her photographer was the second best). Robin said she didn't remember who it was who did the art work. As you can see Robin was very hands on with her upcoming book.
     
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    Didn't Howard used to brag how his photography teacher told him that he was better than most professional photographers?
     
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    Same guy that doesn't dye his own hair.
     
  9. GaryPuppet

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    In Robin's defense, it's up to the art director at the publishing company to hire a photographer to shoot her book cover.
    They just tell Robin when, where and what to wear and she shows up for the shoot.
    I wouldnt expect her to know the photographers name.
     
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    90% of ALL professionals to be exact. That came from his tutor who is possibly one of the biggest hacks in the wedding photography business. My favorite part is when he started talking about selling and showcasing his work. I hope he does it, only because the art critics will rip him a new asshole.
     
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    Stop it!!! He did NOT fucking say that!!! I refuse to believe it!!

    This muther fucker...

    If he doesn't consider himself a great fertagrapher, then WHY would he accept a $75,000 donation to RUIN someone's pictures?!

    He a fucking delusional liar and a goddamn image murderer. Fucking no talent cocksucking hack. I'd rather have Helen Keller paint my fucking portrait than have him photograph it.

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    This is from the piece of shit website he uses to "show off" his work. If he didn't think he was a "great fertagrapher" why did he set up the whole fucking website and bullshit company?!

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    Muther fucker's gonna make me bust open "Colon Road Photography" again...
     
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    Yeah, you're a fucking genius you blind fuck.

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    That fucking calendar will someday be found to cause cancer it's so fucking awful.

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    lol. Its a digital camera, too. Thats just a sound effect. My $300 seven year old Sony does the same thing. Annoying most times so I shut off the shutter sound. I can picture him sitting there looking at each of the 4,000 shots for the perfect one to fuck up. :jj:
     
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    I love you, Elias. :love: