Howard: "I remember watching Lenny Dykstra play for Mets when I was a kid"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    LOL

    Lenny Dykstra was a rookie in 1986.


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    I was a sophomore in high school when Dykstra was a rookie and Howard is almost 20 yrs older than i am.

    What a fuckin dipshit he is. No more court side Knicks tickets for you asshole!
     
  2. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    Once again, you've saved the day.
     
  3. Herc

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    :yay:
    Stern in video....3:40
    [video=youtube;Ymixm6PtVBA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymixm6PtVBA[/video]
     
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    and he was 5, right?

    That was some rookie year Lenny had. :yay:
     
  6. Herc

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    He sure does look like a kid in that music video . . . :facepalm:
     
  7. Herc

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    Maybe he means his hair was real in 1986 . . . :dontknow:
     
  8. Herc

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    So he was on the radio when he was a kid . . . :facepalm:
     
  9. Herc

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    Does he even put any thought into his bullshit and lies anymore . . . :coffee:
     
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    Howard played for the Mets back in 1973
    Back then they called him The Stork
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  11. Nick Manning

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    nope. Apparently, he doesn't put effort into the show anymore, too.
     
  12. Kool

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    He was all proud that he knew his nickname was Nails....u know somebody told him or he looked it up...
     
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    I'll give Howard a pass on that since he's never claimed to know jack shit about sports.

    Howard just heard the name of a retired met player and then associated that with going to met games with his dad
     
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    and then made up a lie about it, so he gets no pass from me.

    He an asshole on the edge of dementia. this could be fun :evil:
     
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    howard you transforming into imus wasn't enough? you had to morph into larry king too? congrats on this Sandy Koufax moment you diarrhea spewing soul glowed swiffer mop looking corpse.
     
  17. itpdude

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    Post of the day.

    I would put a comma between "moment" and "you", otherwise it's perfect.
     
  18. itpdude

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    1986 Topps. Ugh. That black top ALWAYS got easily nicked and made the cards "not mint."

    Donruss wasn't much better that year if I remember right.
     
  19. Uncle Larry

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    Maybe Howard was taking a page from the Private Parts scene where he lied about shopping in a store that was having its grand opening.
     
  20. itpdude

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    Shit, or the Fleer.

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    '87 was a much better year for baseball cards.