Howard: "If every fan buys 1 calendar we can add a new wing to NSAL"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "If you want to do something nice, get a great stocking stuffer, you will go to heaven if you buy one.
    Please buy one if you're a fan."



    :facepalm:
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...what a huge asshole! donate so they can build a facility in honor of my dead dog/me/my wife. fuck off howard, you want them to have a kitty facility give them your own money. by the way, 24 dollars for that fucking calendar? rifuckingdic.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I'll buy you a steaming hot mug of 'Go Fuck Yourself' instead, Howie.
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    If Howard gave me a free calendar i'd throw it right in the garbage!
     
  5. RobinsBedSores

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    I like calendars a lot, but am not sold of the NSAL one yet. Tell me why I should buy it.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ..."if every one of my fans who were dumb enough to sign up for Sirius turned against me, id be scratching shit with the chickens".
     
  7. GaryPuppet

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    :lol:
     
  8. sloth22

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    How many Beth calendars will each staff member be given as their Christmas gift?

    Will Tan Mom receive one for each appearance?

    Is Adam Carolla still on the Beth Calendar list?
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i bet jimmy and molly can hardly wait to get theirs! hey maybe jimmy can have beth on to talk about nsal and the calendar that's going to save millions of lives! :lol:
     
  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    despicable
     
  11. HowieStearn

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    I did the math, that only adds up to $2400
     
  12. chuk

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    Need I say more?

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  13. TehLivingDeath

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    $24 for that fucking thing? He must've laced-up his wig extra-tight this morning.
     
  14. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    What fans? :lmao:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Don't worry about me Hamptons........Not a fan.......
     
  16. Nemo

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    That wigged Jew bastard and Saint Peter are partners!
    Must have calender in hand at the pearly gates...Jesus just jpeg'd me!
    :bigcry:





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  17. RobinsBedSores

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    That kinda looks photoshopped.
     
  18. ShutupMoron

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    Six million nine hundred seventy five thousand of the seven million will be allocated to the celebrity award festivities, food, liquor, gift baskets and NSAL executive staff bonuses.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yeah its probably 24.95 ya know, 25 bucks. i hope this blows up like the Hindenburg.
     
  20. Wigward Hairhat

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    You just know Howie has already been personally hit for 1000 of them. So I'd imagine that makes the total sales so far around 1002.