Howard: "I'm down a ton of weight. I feel great. Look at my Varvatos cargo pants"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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  3. chuk

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    nice pockets
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I heard this segment. I actually liked how Benji was placating him and I hate Benji....
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    is there anyone left who thinks he's not gay?
     
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    Howard Stern is a billionaire whoring for free pants. He's every insult about jews personified. He really is the reason the Holocaust happened.

    Anyhow, why would he be talking about being "down a ton of weight?" Shouldn't he be talking about gaining and retaining muscle and strength and power?

    Vladimir Putin, 60 years old, shirt off...

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    Howard Stern, 60 years old, shirt off....

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    He is worst than any women regarding his weight, clothes and obsession with food.
     
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    In the great karmic dance of life, Howard becoming and staying rail-thin erases him abandoning his children and first wife, and exploiting people to death on the radio. :grad:
     
  9. chuk

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    I hope he goes down to his original weight. 7 pounds 10 ounces.
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You'd think that with all those pockets he wouldn't need the man-purse.
     
  12. Beth Eats Hay

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    What a skinnyfat pussy...... That's a body built for litigation.....
     
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    Why do his hips flare out like a woman. I wonder if he some sort of hormonal disorder.
     
  14. Joe Bauers

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    Sounds like I'm really missing out on some riveting entertainment. Might have to tune in .
     
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    Why won't he talk about Robin's weight? :pissed:
     
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    He does have a hormonal disorder.....lack of testosterone. He's a weak pussyboy that has "lifted weights" for over 30 years, yet still looks like he just awoke from a coma.......atrophied, but with bodyfat. To sum it up, he's a cunt......
     
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    I heard the replay and robin said after her treatments all bets were off with food but she had to reel herself back in and get on a strict vegan diet again. I bet she's at least back to her pre Dr Ronnie weight +80lbs from the "all bets are off" period. Also bald too. I'm sure that fat blob looks hilarious now and hopefully she has to make an appearance for her book.
     
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    Is there a zipper in the ass so Ralph can just shove it in?
     
  19. Divorce Chicken

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    Howie and Beff have to be the skinniest girls in the room.
     
  20. Samurai

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    Yes. Also physical exertion and sweat break down the glue in his :quote:hair system:quote: faster. Meaning it would have to be reattached more frequently.

    I'm convinced Howard lies to himself -- 95% of the time he genuinely believes he has full, thick natural hair. Those periodic sessions where he has to have the wig removed, scalp scrubbed, and system reapplied? Mental torture for him. I believe he will avoid whatever necessary and do anything to extend the timeline.

    And let's not discount the simple fact that in the last several years he's become flat out lazy. It's easier to starve himself than it is to get in the gym and have a REAL workout.