Howard: "I'm just not that gay."

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  1. Benjamen

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    Howard to Kirstie Alley, about Ralph, who's on the phone: "By the way, he has a big penis. I've seen his."
    Robin: "Oh, you have?"
    Howard: "Oh yeah, I've made love to him. Oh this mic's not on, is it? We're on commercial, I hope. Oh yeah, I banged him."
    Robin: "You know, no matter how many times you say that, no one has ever accused you of being gay."
    Howard: "Oh, me? No way. You know what? You know me ... I have no problem with anyone being gay, but I'm just not that gay. I'm not gay! If I was gonna be gay -- right, Ralph? -- I would've done it with you."

    We all know that Howard is on his way to crowning himself the King of All LGBT Rights, and we know that he's "all man" because of his constant reminder to his audience that he has normal, non-kinky protected sex with his wife, and that he jerks off exclusively to heterosexual babysitter porn. In March of this year Howard told a gay man that he believes gay people are "the gift from God to this world," and every week he lectures his audience about gay tolerance. Yet his signature bit is to lust after a guy's cock, fantasize about a sexual encounter with the guy, then pretend to be alarmed that the microphone is on. He never misses an opportunity to ask a guest about the length of his penis, and he drools over the thought of a 9-incher. He re-introduced the Homo Room bit this year, where he takes a male guest to a dungeon where the two men say gay things to one another, in lispy affectations. (He renamed it the Homosexual Room, because he thinks this somehow makes him appear more evolved.) He kissed Howie Mandel on the lips this season on AGT, then claimed that he was so traumatized he had to kiss his wife just to try and calm down his sweaty "chemical reaction" to kissing a man.

    Really, what the fuck is going on with this guy? It's not funny, it's not fun, and it's not normal behavior for a person comfortable with his own sexuality.
     
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    Now you know why his children and ex wife want nothing to do with him.



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    i'm beting he is "that gay"
     
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    Howard: "I'm just not that gay."

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    Lol wut?
     
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    I know, even George said he wasn't so sure about Howard's sexuality the last time he was on. And he was being serious and supportive about it.
     
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    He also mentioned something and he wasn't joking, they were talking about black guys all being hung and he said in school he saw many black cocks....
     
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    I believe the theory he is waiting until his parents pass to come out of the closet.
     
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    Howard: "I'm just not that gay."


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    Wrong. He is gayer.
     
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    Howie should be entitled to a refund from his shrink. Self-loathing, gay and cheap is no way to go through life, son.
     
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    I don't even know what to say. :wtf:

    All of these together is enough proof to be 150% sure he is that gay and then some. The dude sucks cock and that's all that can be said.
     
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    You left out him straddling that little boy.
     
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    I have to spread some rep around before giving reps to E.B. But there should be an exception to that rule when there's a post as great as this one. Phenomenal work Elias.
     
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    At his age, any man should not have to question how gay they are. If you are still thinking about it, I guess you probably are that gay
     
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    Paging Dr. Nemo, paging Dr. Nemo!