Howard "I'm punishing the audience by NOT talking about AGT"

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  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    Did he really say that !?!?

    This guy is seriously delusional and has lost all touch with reality.
    He thinks we WANT TO HEAR about agt ????

    We HATE all agt talk -

    So Thank you Howard for not talking about that loser show.
     
  2. IlluminatiJones

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    It's as if his mind is folding in on itself.

    It's not so much that that "threat" is completely ridiculous........................"ridiculous" is par for the course these days. It's that he felt compelled to "punish" the audience.

    Why?

    I think there's trouble at home. Aside from the obvious tragedy of being married to Beefus I mean.

    Or he saw those AGT pics from New Orleans.

    Or it's the fact that he didn't get even the slightest nibble on the Stasi-planted "NBC is "grooming" Stern" fake story.

    Or all of the above.
     
  3. Snotty

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    You pretty much nailed it all.........
     
  4. GaryPuppet

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    Between the lack of asses in the seats in New Orleans and how fucking hideous he looked, he is regretting this 2nd season big time.

    He's already distancing himself from the show cuz he knows its gonna fuckin tank in the ratings.

    Thanks for doing us a favor and keeping your mouth shut Howard!
     
  5. Snotty

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    Zenu couldn't get his ass far away enough from planet Earth to keep the shit that is AGT off of him...........................
     
  6. David999

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    Stern knows AGT will be a HUGE disaster (again) this year:coffee:
     
  7. Ruffypup

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    My ffucking instincts told me to post a thread last night that Howard would start today off saying he would not talk about AGT but I pussied out!
     
  8. Teeney

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    Please Howard don't do this. I gots to Know! :coffee:
     
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    the REAL reason is he's embarrassed to be associated with that mess....and the addition of a has-been girl group member and a fashion model who has absolutely nothing to do with "talent" only emphasizes how pathetic AGT really is.
     
  11. FishySausage

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    Talking about not talking about AGT every 10 minutes is not not talking about AGT.
     
  12. IlluminatiJones

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    I know you're kidding, but never fake-fear: when the show premieres...............................when does it premiere, by the way?.................................it will be so catastrophic that he will be unable to remain silent and spinless about it.

    I'm actually looking forward to it.

    :crazy2:
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    in what other ways can we get him to punish us that will get us a decent show again?
     
  14. Snotty

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    I'm thinking the last minute placement of Klume has totally fucked him up..........And Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing is jumping up and down like a little girl wanting him to get her close..........
     
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    Where's John Hein with the AGT spin control?
     
  16. jimbronie

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    Get rid of the celebrity interviews would be a start.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    I've never been so happy to be punished.:jj:
     
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    Howard's refusal to talk about AGT is a common practice we use in posting called reversing the thread. :dontknow:
     
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    I'm punishing my wife by not letting her blow me.
     
  20. IlluminatiJones

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    You are giving him way too much credit. He has absolutely no sense of shame.

    Look who he married.

    Look at the state of his radio show.

    Look at.....................him.

    one or more of the following are much, much more likely:

    he's pissed he's now an afterthought, and not the belle of the ball anymore

    he was "asked" by the AGT producers to "tone it down" and make some room for the ladies, and he's pouting about it, withholding his scary powers of promotion :rolleyes:

    he's bummed that AGT is bombing before it even got started

    he was "asked" to STFU about AGT by the Sirius brass

    he's bummed about those pics of him from outside the gig in New Orleans