Howard: "Im really enjoy my wife. We have a great time together."

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Considering you both play hide and seek with each other in separate mansions means
    you never have to see or talk to each other.

    No wonder you have such a perfect relationship.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Howard always used to say that when people constantly make public statements about how great their marriage is you know their relationship is in trouble. For once I agree with him.
     
  3. BethSucks

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    Looks like Beth and her friends heard the show today:

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    This
     
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    if you look reeeallly close,,,,you can see his dick......it's anything but AMAZING!!!
     
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    I love when photographers catch the "happy" couple by surprise when they're leaving a restaurant or some event. Beth is usually a distance away from Howard and looks miserable until she spots the camera, then she smiles broadly and grabs his hand. Not convincing at all, there must be a clause in the pre-nup about that.
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Funny how these old suckers just believe what their young gold digger wives tell them. Every sucker thinks their young wife is not the gold digger. As if they are going to tell them at night, "Yeeeaah I really got with you for your money, mansions, travel, etc. But I can have fun with you because I'm rich now, relaxed and that makes you a bit more attractive..... I guess".

    Yeah Howard, keep believing if you were a $200,000 a year DJ, Beth would've still got with you. Keep believing Beth's best friend Katie Lee really loved Billy Joel for him and was "broken up" to be divorced. Sucker :snicker:
     
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    there's nothing wrong with howard for believing that if it makes him feel better about his relationship. he shouldn't have to date ugly old ladies just because that is all he could get if he wasn't rich and famous.
     
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    This was Howard telling us he isn't doing AGT to spend more time trying to break his whorse.
     
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    Of course Howard and Beth get have a great time together. What women doesn't have a great time with their gay friends?
     
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    Divorce is next year. I have my popcorn ready.
     
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    Elias put Beefs head on this - TIA
     
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    :lol: These two are so fuckin pathetic together.

    Alison would have died to have been able to dine out at fancy 5 star restaurants in NYC.
     
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    I love any shot where the sad old queen has to navigate stairs or any obstacle...he stares down with mortal fear that he will tumble to the ground, break a hip and/or wig goes flying. These every-day things torture and confound him. Oh karma.
     
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    The way he talks about her and especially the way he talks TO her makes them seem more like acquaintances than spouses
    I'm really amazed at the last name talk every time she comes in studio. Your WIFE has been married to you for five years now and you haven't gotten this worked out yet?? Having to grill her about that on the air makes them seem like they're really distant at home and don't talk about obvious things